Hi, I'm your local nTreev translator, here to help relay the messages they provide in a language you can understand.
We, at nTreev, would like you to spend those points you charged one year ago
just in case you might actually want something for a change
so that you'll have to recharge when that one thing you want finally comes out
. Meanwhile, we encourage you to continually buy things you have no interest in just because we say they are limited edition because we all know you have no self-control for discounts and bonus offers
. Thank you, and have a nice day.
End message. This has been another successful bridge of communication between our lord nTreev and the consumer shee--er, masses. Forget that last word; I sometimes forget when I'm speaking in nTreev.