Down with chicken tyranny!
Boil their eggs and kick their nuggets of injustice.
We must extend our rebellion, like they extended so many maintenances before!
Brothers and sisters, bring forth your godly comped myhax and revival scrolls.
Bunnies and buffalos, ready your swords and guard.
Sheep and dragons, summon your elements.
Foxes and lions, take careful aim.
Cats and raccoons, transform and charge.
Although maybe our last, this will be our finest hour.