<Aelfinn> I'm psychic
<Aelfinn> I can predict what will happen in the future
<Gundulf> Yeah, then what am I going to say next?
Mmytacism: you know what's ****ing pointless?
Mmytacism: a broken pencil
C Spatula: oooh, good point
C Spatula: or lack thereof
<Metalcore> works now, though
<Metalcore> it's just because I have shitty internet
<Metalcore> fast as hell
<Metalcore> but stable as a refrigerator balanced on a coke bottle
<Metalcore> in hurricane force winds
<Metalcore> on a 45 degree slope
<Metalcore> of teflon
<@Laplie|Gone> I just don't place periods at the end of my sentences every time.
<@TacoMaster> Periods are important...
<@TacoMaster> You start missing periods...
<@TacoMaster> Next thing you know...
<pengwuan> at least ian curtis died doing what he loved
<whitcomb> killing himself?
(@OriX): "Shaggy, you Scoob and Velma go downstairs and check the basement; Daphne and I'll
go upstairs and check the bedrooms".
(@OriX): Freddy, you magnificent bastard.
<khjb007>i got a way to tell if your mind's dirty or not
<khjb007>what's a four letter word, that describes a girl, and ends in u-n-t?
<kpgongju226> c.unt? wait. shit, that's dirty...
<khjb007>lol, its aunt you dumbarse...
SergioThree: there's other fish in the sea, man, she's just a girl
Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that's bullshit.
Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike
broke and i told you "it's ok man, there's other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat
instead" what would you say? you'd be like, "**** that, gimme third strike."
SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible
<Xellos-san> don't confuse barbecues with hookers
<Xellos-san> the only way you can tell them apart is to set them on fire
<Xellos-san> if it runs away, it's a hooker
<Xellos-san> if it stays, it's a barbecue
<Xellos-san> or a dead hooker
<Justin> What's your sign, baby?
<Mild> a choose your own adventure hamlet would be nice too
<Mild> To be, turn to page 73.
Casey: Yeah, writing paper.
Josh: want to be distracted?
Josh: want to play a game?
Casey: Dude...the paper...
Josh: *scizzors beats paper *
Josh: yes I know I misspelled it
Josh: and that
Casey: *pulls out rock*
Josh: nothing beats volcano
Casey: BLACK HOLE!
Josh: WHITE HOLE!
Casey: PATRIOT ACT!
Josh: not white house you phail
Casey: No, no, no. *Nothing* beats the Patriot Act, although I'm sure the ACLU is working
very hard on it.
Casey: TOTALITARIAN STATE
Josh: EMMANUEL GOLDSTEIN
Josh: RATIONAL THOUGHT
Josh: NOISE CANCELING HEADPHONES
Casey: PEOPLE WITNESSING AT YOUR HOUSE
Josh: PATRIOT ACT
<w3nis> people with down syndrome are all "Hey check us out we have an extra chromosome,
weeee, wipe our ass"
Coff:We should bring rain ponchoes back. Problem Solved.
Cyg:New Problem: I don't want to look like a homeless wizard.
<Slave>So good party round mine, wasn't it Duncan
<Player45> Hell yeh!
<Player45>Yeh we all got completely ****ed up, except the one problem
<Player45>Yeh, your sister and her electric toothbrush, hell she must have kept me up half
the night using that thing, her teeth must be super clean
<Slave>Electric toothbrush? She doesn't have one, no one in my family has one
<Slave>OH JESUS ****ING CHRIST ON A ****ING MOPED!