People riding in a little boat: ZOMGYAAY PICKLES
-water starts bubbling-
Hippos: ZOMG WE APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE AND EATCHU ONOMN ONM NOM NOM *bites boat*
People riding in a little boat: OMG AHHHHHHHHHHH :< *Screams while man is inappropriately clinging to woman*
Hippos: RAAAAAAWR :@
Black guy: *throws chocolate into water* :$
Hippos: ... kbye.