"Playing card games is just like making love.
You usually do it on a table,
And you always feel deep shame when it's finished.
Also, the older you get, the less fun it is.
So remember, always wear a condum when playing card games."
"Hmm... I should probably wash my hands before using these."
I dare you losers to go re-read this thread. D8
I only made it to page 30 q_q;