I know what your attention span and/or intelligence from your usage of a dispenser.
So at my job I have to refill these ketchup/mustard/relish dispensers when they're empty. The same kind you see everywhere in fast food restaurants. The problem is, people cannot accurately gauge when the dispenser is empty or not and cry wolf. At least half the time I'm told the dispenser is empty, it isn't. It's just being people stupid, or having the attention span of a goldfish.
I see people using the dispensers. I lose faith in humanity every time I see someone being stupid with them. And that happens a lot.
There's people that only push the pump like once or twice. Nothing comes out, they cry wolf. Your attention span is of a gold fish. You only tried once or twice god damnit. How about you try it maybe 5 times and see if it'll work? I'm pretty sure you can tell this is the type of dispenser that doesn't magically work 100% on each and every push.
Then there's people that are retardedly forceful with the dispensers. They push down on the dispensers so hard, it just won't work. This is dispenser uses air. It's not hard to friggen figure out. Can you not feel the lever giving no resistance at all when you push down that hard? Pretty sure that's a god damn signal that you'renotdoingitrite. How about trying pushing it down normally, or slowly?
And people that push the dispensers down multiple times when it's already almost pushed down. You're supposed to push it down from the top to bottom. Not near bottom to top. Again, NOT HARD TO FIGURE OUT. You can tell that shit won't work just by looking at the dispenser, and by FEELING IT WHEN YOU PUSH IT DOWN.
I don't see how people can't figure out how they're supposed to use the dispenser when they see it. It's so god damn obvious. Even more once you push it down once. Have you never used a condiment dispenser before in your god damn life?
I ****ing hate you people. You incorrectly assume the dispenser is out due to your own stupidity and/or impatience, then cry wolf and ***** about it. **** you.