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06-28-2011   #1 (permalink)
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Default I know what your attention span and/or intelligence from your usage of a dispenser.

So at my job I have to refill these ketchup/mustard/relish dispensers when they're empty. The same kind you see everywhere in fast food restaurants. The problem is, people cannot accurately gauge when the dispenser is empty or not and cry wolf. At least half the time I'm told the dispenser is empty, it isn't. It's just being people stupid, or having the attention span of a goldfish.

I see people using the dispensers. I lose faith in humanity every time I see someone being stupid with them. And that happens a lot.

There's people that only push the pump like once or twice. Nothing comes out, they cry wolf. Your attention span is of a gold fish. You only tried once or twice god damnit. How about you try it maybe 5 times and see if it'll work? I'm pretty sure you can tell this is the type of dispenser that doesn't magically work 100% on each and every push.

Then there's people that are retardedly forceful with the dispensers. They push down on the dispensers so hard, it just won't work. This is dispenser uses air. It's not hard to friggen figure out. Can you not feel the lever giving no resistance at all when you push down that hard? Pretty sure that's a god damn signal that you'renotdoingitrite. How about trying pushing it down normally, or slowly?

And people that push the dispensers down multiple times when it's already almost pushed down. You're supposed to push it down from the top to bottom. Not near bottom to top. Again, NOT HARD TO FIGURE OUT. You can tell that shit won't work just by looking at the dispenser, and by FEELING IT WHEN YOU PUSH IT DOWN.

I don't see how people can't figure out how they're supposed to use the dispenser when they see it. It's so god damn obvious. Even more once you push it down once. Have you never used a condiment dispenser before in your god damn life?

I ****ing hate you people. You incorrectly assume the dispenser is out due to your own stupidity and/or impatience, then cry wolf and ***** about it. **** you.
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100% support, and your rant made me laugh.
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At least you got dispensers, all the fast food restaurants give us little packs of mustard/ketchup/mayo, very few have those bottles (and when they have it's a crappy ketchup) >_>
Better put a guide for dummies, or not, some wouldn't even read it, probably.
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At least you got dispensers, all the fast food restaurants give us little packs of mustard/ketchup/mayo, very few have those bottles (and when they have it's a crappy ketchup) >_>
Better put a guide for dummies, or not, some wouldn't even read it, probably.

aha. There should be a guide on the wall. Pictures only too
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Make a video guide instead just incase they can't understand the pictures lols
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I get that where I work too. I'll go pull out the dispenser in front of them and it'll still have just under half of it full of very visible ketchup and I'll be all, "They said this is out~" and go take it back to top it off just for them.

Most of the time we give out the packets anyway, and we're not supposed to let people grab their own because we don't know where their hands have been or how sanitary they are, or will take half the container only to leave most of the packets on the table. We're supposed to throw anything left behind away, so it's a huge waste that really adds up in costs.
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This is like at my work, but with scanners. People standing there waving an item wildly under the scanner then complaining it doesn't work. And I have to walk up and hold it still and suddenly it works! (Depending on what mood I'm in I'll do it as condecsendingly as possible xD) Or when I tell people I don't know the price and they can go scan it, they whine they don't know how to do it, thrust the item at me and stand there hands on hips waiting for me to go do it..

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I lose faith in humanity every time I see someone being stupid with them. And that happens a lot.
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