Stop telling me to...

[Firzin]

Stay away from the microwave. Seriously I'm not going to die from it nor am I going to get cancer.

[Ethane]

okay will do

[Point]

My parents took out the microwave in our house completely.

'-'

[Sanichi]

Originally Posted by Firzin

Stay away from the microwave. Seriously I'm not going to die from it nor am I going to get cancer.

I hate it when when they do that. . .

[1stsim144]

Wait, what happen if you stay near to microwave? o-o

[JustinBieber]

Originally Posted by 1stsim144

Wait, what happen if you stay near to microwave? o-o

CANCER .

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[SkillzKillz]

Wow, shit. This is the 21st century. No more microwave myths, please. They are not harmful, unless one is dropped on your head.

[Ethane]

let me tell you about fans running while you sleep

[Adun]

and leaving your computer on overnight

[VorpalBunny]

And cameras stealing your soul

[Moo]

Originally Posted by SkyAngelic

And bathing in the sun

Too much UV radiation IS harmful for your skin unless you use sunblock.


@OP: My mom always tells me to stay away from the microwave lulz. I dont have any facts to argue otherwise, nor do I wish to make a scene or cause any drama, so I just stay the hell away lols. I always leave my food to cook and come back to grab it later anyway.

[Skiegh]

Never had my parents tell me to stay away from the microwave but nor have I ever had the desire to sit inside of it as that is the only way you're going to get damage at all from it.

Going to get Mythbusters on this.

[Henreh]

Don't stare at the oven you can fry your eyes.




Silly grandma.

[CursedScar]

Microwaves aren't dangerous until you attempt to make plasma in them. Then it becomes Fun

[SkillzKillz]

Originally Posted by CursedScar

Microwaves aren't dangerous until you attempt to make plasma in them. Then it becomes Fun

Mmmm plasma grapes. Tasty.

I've done it.

[CursedScar]

Originally Posted by SkillzKillz

Mmmm plasma grapes. Tasty.

I've done it.

Try it with Matches and a Glass.

*Warning though, your microwave might not make it)

DON'T DO THIS (seriously) - your forum pal Ethane

[Mitchi]

Originally Posted by CursedScar

Try it with Matches and a Glass.

*Warning though, your microwave might not make it)

This is why you get a microwave from a thrift store for experiments.

[TraderJoe]

Originally Posted by Mitchi

This is why you get a microwave from a thrift store for experiments.

Microwaves and grapes! Poor man's 4th of July.

[Firzin]

SDNOSDUIGNSD I just showed them facts from the FDA and they are still saying that my head will explode into a fine pink mist. Thick headed parents fail D:

[CursedScar]

Originally Posted by Firzin

SDNOSDUIGNSD I just showed them facts from the FDA and they are still saying that my head will explode into a fine pink mist. Thick headed parents fail D:

Stick a piece of metal in it and watch them go crazy.