taggers........

[TheRhymenoceros]

So, I get up this morning, and I think, since it's sunday I'll go visit my parents. I walk out to my car which is parked on the roadside ( there's nowhere else to park at my new place), and what do I find? Some shitty moron has scribbled in permanent maker on the roof of my car!!!!!

Do you assholes think people like seeing you illiterate monkey-script all over their property? no!!!

I'm suprised you actually somehow grew opposable thumbs and were actually able to hold and use a pen, usually you neanderthals use your own shit and smear it on with your hands .

If I find you I WILL hurt you.

[Milkshakes]

Well since you know that it's been vandalized, other people will think it's okay and tag your car. I suggest you hide it somewhere else rather than in front of your house, or try getting a sheet to cover your car.

[RoflKnife]

Get a black car. Usually permanent markers are black, so even if they do write on it, it's like it was never there.

[Vegeance]

Get security cameras? Spray paint car. Get electric fences. Threaten to blow up the nation within 12 hours unless he comes directly to you. Make your car positively net charged so that paint is repelled. Hire police dogs to sniff out the paint. Get head detection cameras. Get a james bond car and make it invisible. Outsmart vandalizers by isolating the variable in human population. Get guns that automatically shoot anyone within 2 meters of vicinity of the car for longer than 3 seconds and whom aren't you. Hire security men at night to beat up that moron.

Are you in a busy neighbourhood on a busy street or a small neighbourhood?

[Moonflow]

Disphits >.>
Probably some snot nose punk kid.
Reminds me of that bit in pulp fiction.

Spoiler!

Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some ****er did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: ****ing keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's ****ed up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days
and some ****less piece of shit ****ed with it.
Lance: They should be ****ing killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch
that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a ****er!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than ****ing with a man's automobile?
I mean, don't **** with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.

[Miyuki]

It's sucks, really -_-;

Think of someone scratching your car :s ../sigh .../burn them alive if they got caught red handed.