Microsoft Date Simulator 2011

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CHOOSE NAME: _ _ _ _ _ _

CHOOSE GENDER:
>Male
>Female

CHOOSE RACE:
Human
Elf
Wizard
Undead

[Nihil679]

Donges
Female
Elf

[Grendere]

crap as soon as i enter the thread somebody already posted

ehh i would've chosen female/elf combo anyways

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Originally Posted by Nihil679

Donges
Female
Elf

NAME: DONGES
GENDER: FEMALE
RACE: ELF

Are your sure this is the correct information?

>Yes
>Totally
>I'm sure

[Grendere]

>No .

[Shugi]

ynot??????????

[PKShota]

just cause, pwnage wants a male

[Grendere]

.

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Originally Posted by xXPwnageXx

>No .

You are Donges, a normal female college student. Earlier this week you made a gigantic leap forward in your life and asked out Alex, that hot guy who's in your one class. To your surprise he actually agreed to go on a date with you and didn't run away or start crying, or anything. It's like a dream come true!

There's a knock at your door. It could be Alex.

WHAT DO:
>Answer the door
>Ask who it is
>Pretend as if you're not home


ITEMS: Wallet

[PKShota]

>Answer the door

[Sanichi]

>Answer the door

EDIT: o - O

[Grendere]

[Genji]

>stuff wallet in xxx

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You answer the door. Alex is standing there with a smile on his face, looking posh as ****. "Sup, Donges?" Alex says, in a casual tone. Your face turns completely red and you start to sweat uncontrollably. Alex has never spoken to you so casually before. Usually, when you're in that one class, working on whatever, he's so serious. You're able to stutter out a, "H-H-H-H-H-Hi, Alex. What are you doing here?"

"I'm here to pick you up for the date, remember? Today is Friday, right? Dammit, don't tell me I got the days mixed up again!"

"NO, TODAY IS TOTALLY FRIDAY! IT'S TOTALLY THE DAY OF THE DATE!"

"Jeez, you don't have to yell. I can hear you can hear you just fine from here." Alex laughs too himself.

WHAT SAY:
>"Well, I've nothing else to do here. So, let's just leave."
>"Why don't you come in and have a seat?"
>"SAJDIEWDKAODWEQR23 R2FKDWF0EWDLW"

ITEMS: Wallet

MICROSOFT NOTE:
A new feature, exclusive to Microsoft Date Simulator 2011, is the addition of Bionanular Object Laser Detector coded items. Also known as B.O.L.D.. Items that are in B.O.L.D. can be interacted with using the commands EXAMINE, SPEAK TO, and USE. For example: If Donges wanted to examine her Wallet you would use the command EXAMINE Wallet. Donges would then proceed to examine the Wallet and give details on the Wallet like so, "This is my wallet. It'd have money in it if I had a job." Making use of the B.O.L.D. will come in handy when solving many problems faced in Microsoft Date Simulator 2011.

[Grendere]

>"sajdiewdkaodweqr23 r2fkdwf0ewdlw"

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Originally Posted by xXPwnageXx

>"sajdiewdkaodweqr23 r2fkdwf0ewdlw"

"WWER9IWFKZ S0L 403TLWSZF SEKRWFLAS FEWOF WS"

All of the stress and nervousness of going out with Alex gets to you and you proceed to have a seizure. "Uhhh, Donges? Are you all right?" Alex says, with some confusion in his voice. He doesn't seem to get what's going on. You fall over, slamming your head into the expensive glass table that your aunt got your for Christmas last year. This ensures that, even if you survive the seizure, you'll probably have permanent brain damage. Alex runs over to your side and tries to get you to stop convulsing. This is the most embarrasing date ever, you think to yourself.

SIMULATION OVER.


Your MSDS2011 Rank is: Permavirgin

[Genji]

Now let's start the new game+!

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MICROSOFT DATING TIPS:
When you are on a date with someone, having things like strokes, heart attacks, panic attacks, or nervous breakdowns can be an instant deal-breaker. They are very awkward for all parties involved and won't leave a very good lasting impression of you on your date. If you absolutely MUST have to have one of the mentioned incidents, excuse yourself to a private waiting area-or a bathroom if a private waiting area is not provided-to have them in peace.

[PKShota]

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CHOOSE NAME: _ _ _ _ _ _

CHOOSE GENDER:
>Male
>Female

CHOOSE RACE:
Human
Elf
Wizard
Undead