Originally Posted by xXPwnageXx
>Enter the door
You open the door revealing a dark hallway. You can't see what's at the end of it, but you persist anyway. The stench becomes absolutely unbearable. You have to hold you breath to keep from vomiting. You hear the door shut and lock behind you and become completely enveloped in darkness. "Is anyone there?" you call out. "I-I'm a dark wizard. I'll eat your soul, or something. So, don't try to mess with me."
"Don't make me laugh, Lala. You're about as threatening as a fly." says a menacing voice. "Actually, make that fly without wings. You know, just to really drive in the fact that I'm not threatened by you, and stuff."
The lights in the room turn on and you're exposed to a gruesome sight. Human bodies are piled up everywhere and strung from the ceiling like meat products. "Th-this... this is a really bad way to store dead bodies. There isn't even a cooling system in the room. They're all rotting. No wonder this place stinks."
"I don't need your input on storing bodies, Lala."
You turn around to see the source of the voice behind you. It's a gigantic spider. "Holy shit, a giant spider!"
"I'm not just giant spider! I'm a Spider Woman! Don't you see? Only the bottom half of me is spider. The rest is totally sexy woman."
"Whatever, what have you done with Celina's brother! You better not have eaten him!"
"No you aren't. You're a giant spider! Now, where is Celina's brother!?"
"My brother and the kidnapper were just puppets I made from my web, along with the Celina you know. Watch, I can make them again." The Spider Woman moves her hands what seems to be light speed and quickly weaves three life-size replicas of the kidnapper, Celina, and her brother. "Also, watch this."
The kidnapper doll points its finger at you and shoots out a wad out web at you. You quickly jump out of the way. The web flies straight through a body at the other end of the room and gets lodged in the wall.
"See, I can shoot my web like a gun. Just like Spiderman!"
"Spiderman doesn't use his webs to shoot people with!"
"Oh, Spiderman is pretty lame then."
"Why did you make me go through all of this, Celina!?"
"Because I totally, like, want to kill you. You know, like this."
Celina spits a wad of web at you again, but this time you have no time to react. The web goes straight into your shoulder and knocks you to the ground. You try to get up and run away but Celina pins you down with one of her legs.
"Lala, you don't know how long it has been since I've eaten a fresh human. I'm going to enjoy this so much."
Celina's jaw splits in two revealing a rows upon rows of jagged teeth and tongues whipping about as if they were snakes. This is it, it's all over. There's no way I'm gonna survive this one! Dammit, all I wanted to do was have a nice date!
"You know, killing you without giving you my sad life story seems sort of, how do I say this, empty. My story stars at least a hundred centuries ago. I used to be a normal, but beautiful, very beautiful, farm girl. I was so goddamned beautiful. I wanted nothing other than to find a man who was good enough to marry a girl who was as elegant and beautiful and smart and beautiful as me. One day, I was out shearing sheep, looking as beautiful as ever, when a charming young man arrived on a glorious horse. He was the most handsome man I had ever seen, at least at the point in my life. Times were different then, so people weren't as beautiful. I mean, I was obviously very, very beautiful, but everyone else had the plague and syphilis, and what not so they weren't that good looking. But, this guy was pretty average for today's standards. He was no Alex, but he was just okay. Anyway, my young naive, but beautiful mind was instantly taken in by him. Did I mention I was beautiful..."
Celina is rambling on about nothing. You have enough time to cast a spell that could turn things over for you.
WHAT SPELL DO YOU CAST:
, Wizard Hat
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