Microsoft Date Simulator 2011

[PKShota]

Name: Kazuma

>Male
>Human

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You are Kazuma, a normal male college student. Earlier this week you made a gigantic leap forward in your life and asked out Alex, that hot chick who is in your one class. To your surprise, she actually agreed to go on a date with you and didn't run away or start crying, or anything. It's like a dream come true!

There's a knock at your door. It could be Alex.

WHAT DO:
>Answer the door
>Ask who it is
>Pretend as if you're not home


ITEMS: Wallet

[Sanichi]

Ask who it is

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I'll totally update this tomorrow. Until then, feel free to use this thread to discuss Microsoft Date Simulators.

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Also, when dealing with someone having a seizure, don't act like Alex and try to stop the person from going through his or her convulsions. It's best to move them to a spot where there's nothing around for them to hit their heads off of and lay them sideways, preferably on something soft.

[Grendere]

I already have experience dealing with seizures

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Originally Posted by xXPwnageXx

I already have experience dealing with seizures

I just felt bad after writing out that thing about seizures.

[J0SH2]

Save states possible Y/N?
or save at any time Y/N?

[Shugi]

ooooooooooooooooooyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Originally Posted by Sanichi

Ask who it is

"Who is it?" You ask, you don't want to take any chances since you live in a pretty bad neighborhood.

"It's Alex. We have a date tonight, remember? Can I come in?"

"O-oh, yeah. Heh, I slipped my mind. I'll just let you in now."

"Yes, Kazuma, let me in."

You feel a chill go through your body. Something doesn't seem right about Alex.


WHAT DO:
>Let Alex in
>Look for a weapon
>Call off the date

ITEMS: Wallet

[Nihil679]

>Let Alex in

[Kotarou]

APPCRASH.EXE
We're sorry, Microsoft Date Simulator 2011 has experienced 
an error and needs to close. 

To send an error message to Microsoft regarding this error, 
simply stomp on the floor, but it will do you no good.

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Originally Posted by Nihil679

>Let Alex in

You open the door. Alex is standing there with a smile on her face, looking the poshest you've ever seen. You can't help but blush uncontrollably at the sight of her. You're not good at keeping yourself calm when around a pretty lady. Alex giggles, and nonchalantly walks into your apartment, taking a seat on the large brown sofa you have in your living room. "This place is pretty nice. Is it really yours?" She asks.

"Well, uhhh... I, ummm... no, it's an apartment and it... uhhhh. I just pay for it, but it belongs to my landlord, but I live here, so it's mine! Ummm, yeah."

"Wow, that's really interesting. So, what do you think we should do tonight?"


We should:
>Go out to see a movie
>Go out to eat
>Go to the amusement park
>Just stay here

ITEMS: Wallet

[PKShota]

>Just stay here

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Originally Posted by PrincessLenne

>Just stay here

"How about we just stay here?"

"Really, you don't wanna go out? Well, I guess that's fine with me. I think your apartments really nice."

This moment marks the first time that you've had a member of the opposite sex in your apartment that isn't your mother. You mentally mark this down as an achievement. Now you have to figure out how you're going to entertain Alex for the rest of the night. You could put on a movie, but you don't have any good movies outside of your extensive Animé collection. You also have PS3 but it has no good games, and you don't even know if Alex likes games. What a conundrum you're in.

WHAT DO:
>Put on a movie
>Play some games
>Talk to Alex
>On second thought we probably should head out

Items: Wallet

MICROSOFT REMINDER: You can interact with B.O.L.D. items using the commands EXAMINE, SPEAK TO, or USE.

[PKShota]

>Talk to Alex

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Originally Posted by PrincessLenne

>Talk to Alex

You remember reading in an Orson Scott Card novel that the best way to starting and maintaining a healthy interpersonal relationship with someone is to communicate with them daily. You decide that, if you want your relationship with Alex to go anywhere, you should ask her about herself. "Alex, I uhhhh... guh... well, ummm. I want to... about yourself, hobbies?" you say.

"Hmm?" Alex responds.

This isn't going to well. You think that you should probably plan out what you're going to say to Alex before you try to talk to her.

WHAT DO:
>Put on a movie
>Play some games
>Ask Alex about her hobbies
>Ask Alex about her day
>Make something to eat

ITEMS: Wallet
AFFECTION POINTS: ||||||||||

MICROSOFT NOTE:
Like the other editions of Microsoft Date Simulator, MSDS2011 features AFFECTION POINTS. AFFECTION POINTS were created with advanced technology to simulate real human affections. AFFECTION POINTS can go up or down depending on how you interact with your date. For Example: When Kazuma says, "Alex, hair looks really bad today and the colors of your dress clash."

"Oh... do they really?"

"Yes."

You will lose 5 AFFECTION POINTS. If you lose all of your AFFECTION POINTS your date will become disgruntled and leave. The goal of MSDS2011 is to finish your date without dying and with as many AFFECTION POINTS as possible, much like a real date. Do your best, and pick your choices wisely.

[Nihil679]

>SPEAK TO: Sofa

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"Hello, Sofa, how was your day?"

You parents forced you back onto your medication a few months ago, so it most likely won't respond.

WHAT DO:
>Put on a movie
>Play some games
>Ask Alex about her hobbies
>Ask Alex about her day
>Make something to eat

ITEMS: Wallet
AFFECTION POINTS: |||||-----

[Nihil679]

Okay, enough trolling.

>Ask Alex about her day