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SlowBro 08-19-2009 03:36 PM

I found a way to be happy - my awesome experience.
 
I paid a girl $350 to cuddle for FOUR HOURS.
The girl was pretty cute too. She was not asian but she was still my type.The terms we both agreed on were we would cuddle in bed for a full 4 hours and she would tell me "i love you" at random intervals and make eye contact. However when push came to shove she refused to look at me and I had to pretty much beg her to say "i love you" and she only said it once and it sounded forced as all hell. But i guess its a mixed blessing because her voice was ****ing annoying as shit, she sounded like sarah palin.

The cuddling was amazing though once I got over the fact that she refused to make eye contact or look at me. I had to really use my imagination a lot but for a good long time it felt amazing. I only got to touch her arms but her skin was so ****ing soft...it was ****ing amazing. So much better than hugging my pillow because the skin was so soft and you KNOW you are hugging a real life human female! My mind was blown for a while.

At the end I tried to kiss her once but she REALLY dodged the HELL out of it. Like I went to try to kiss her and she pushed me away and jerked her head back and had a disgusted look on her face. To be fair we never agreed on kissing...we agreed there would be "nothing sexual" but we never agreed on kissing so that's kinda my fault. I kinda begged her a little to let me kiss her but she declined. I guess theres a little bootlicker in us all lol.

Overall while she did not hold her end of the bargain as far as the eye contact part goes....it was a pretty good experience and I want to do it again.

You guys think I should use the same girl again or do you think I can find a girl who would be willing to actually look at me sometimes and maybe even make eye contact, all for the same price? ($350 or less for 4 hours of cuddling). I fear I might get addicted to this.

Mitchi 08-19-2009 03:45 PM

I'm having a hard time figuring out if this is a joke thread or not, tbh.

Metty 08-19-2009 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mitchi (Post 942796)
I'm having a hard time figuring out if this is a joke thread or not, tbh.

Same .

Michiko 08-19-2009 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mitchi (Post 942796)
I'm having a hard time figuring out if this is a joke thread or not, tbh.

Same .

SlowBro 08-19-2009 03:52 PM

Why would I joke about this...it's like the answer to all my problems. It might even catch on and help the economy out so I figure I'm doing you a favor.

LauraMix 08-19-2009 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mongo (Post 942780)
I paid a girl $350 to cuddle for FOUR HOURS.
The girl was pretty cute too. She was not asian but she was still my type.The terms we both agreed on were we would cuddle in bed for a full 4 hours and she would tell me "i love you" at random intervals and make eye contact. However when push came to shove she refused to look at me and I had to pretty much beg her to say "i love you" and she only said it once and it sounded forced as all hell. But i guess its a mixed blessing because her voice was ****ing annoying as shit, she sounded like sarah palin.

The cuddling was amazing though once I got over the fact that she refused to make eye contact or look at me. I had to really use my imagination a lot but for a good long time it felt amazing. I only got to touch her arms but her skin was so ****ing soft...it was ****ing amazing. So much better than hugging my pillow because the skin was so soft and you KNOW you are hugging a real life human female! My mind was blown for a while.

At the end I tried to kiss her once but she REALLY dodged the HELL out of it. Like I went to try to kiss her and she pushed me away and jerked her head back and had a disgusted look on her face. To be fair we never agreed on kissing...we agreed there would be "nothing sexual" but we never agreed on kissing so that's kinda my fault. I kinda begged her a little to let me kiss her but she declined. I guess theres a little bootlicker in us all lol.

Overall while she did not hold her end of the bargain as far as the eye contact part goes....it was a pretty good experience and I want to do it again.

You guys think I should use the same girl again or do you think I can find a girl who would be willing to actually look at me sometimes and maybe even make eye contact, all for the same price? ($350 or less for 4 hours of cuddling). I fear I might get addicted to this.

Uhhh.....*confuse*....

SlowBro 08-19-2009 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by supersonic06 (Post 942816)
Uhhh.....*confuse*....

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/225/yaranaika.jpg

NotTanja 08-19-2009 04:18 PM

7/10 .

Light 08-19-2009 04:19 PM

Dude, if you are that lonely, then try looking around some dating sites or something.
That's just ridiculous.

This is also not the place for a joke thread, if that's really the case. You do know better then that.

Metty 08-19-2009 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mongo (Post 942809)
Why would I joke about this...it's like the answer to all my problems. It might even catch on and help the economy out so I figure I'm doing you a favor.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mongo (Post 942835)

Confirmed for trolling outside of random.

iFarted 08-19-2009 05:18 PM

old copypasta

flsg 08-19-2009 05:33 PM

o.0.....................
ughh...my advice is, use 350$ to buy the new ps3+a fun game. That's keep you busy for way more than 4 hours...

and ehhh...
wow no "lol" in my post...that's rare

Yume 08-19-2009 05:33 PM

That's it. Mongo's finally lost it. ;-;

Metty 08-19-2009 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flsg (Post 942926)
o.0.....................
ughh...my advice is, use 350$ to buy the new ps3+a fun game. That's keep you busy for way more than 4 hours...

and ehhh...
wow no "lol" in my post...that's rare

But PS3
Spoiler!

Azix 08-19-2009 06:09 PM

what the haha

Skiegh 08-19-2009 06:22 PM

Doesn't the red name usually mean that person is supposed to be... you know, aware of the forum rules? Unless this is real and then by all means this is perfectly legit by... some standards.

I can only pray this gets moved to random or something so I can be sure it's fake because if it's real I'm going to cry. (Not literally but you get the figurative point!)

Hugs are free, why not get get a free hug instead of a pricey cuddle?

Metty 08-19-2009 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiegh (Post 942982)
Doesn't the red name usually mean that person is supposed to be... you know, aware of the forum rules? Unless this is real and then by all means this is perfectly legit by... some standards.

I can only pray this gets moved to random or something so I can be sure it's fake because if it's real I'm going to cry. (Not literally but you get the figurative point!)

Hugs are free, why not get get a free hug instead of a pricey cuddle?

It has been confirmed as copy pasta by several sources now.

Chesters 08-19-2009 07:37 PM

:py14: . . .

Xpecial 08-19-2009 07:58 PM

:py14: . . .

sammie 08-19-2009 08:04 PM

lol......
:py14::py14::py14:


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