You know, I think you should look into this new thing called pron. Let's get into the specifics.
Pros of PRON:
They never talk back.
They're not stuck-up.
Don't have to worry about them being in the mood or not.
Wish is your command.
Provides exceptional "service."
JOIN NOW! You poor unsatisfied bastard!
I came out of fear watching pron once. Only real men can came out of fear.
Now, I wonder who's more responsible for this high ass divorce rate. Willing/Unsatisfied Men vs. Unwilling/Unfit Women?
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