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Trapster Online
BigTrees, USA
Story:
At around 1am, on November 8th, 2008, Dan Cadillac, the trillionaire eccentric and founder of the world’s lamest game development house, Megaho Company, passed away. It was never released whether or not there was a specified successor or successors to Dan Cadillac's fortune, however, after much reported strife within the Megaho Company headquarters the company, and its acting head, Elvis Presley, did finally release a holographic recording, presumed to have been made by the late Dan Cadillac himself. The recording is said to include his final will and testament, and the following transcript from the solitary broadcast of that recording seems to make it clear:
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Dan Cadillac's Note
"I, Dan Cadillac, would like to leave a final will and testament regarding my fortune.
First of all, the one thing all of you are curious about would be who will inherit all of my fortune, I am not going to select a single inheritor. On the contrary, I want to share it with everyone who wants a part of it. However, there is a slight catch. There is a desert island in the middle of the Antarctic Ocean which will be the stage of my final masterpiece,"Trapster Online Revolution."
I want to invite everyone who wishes to take part in this one, last, and final, game, to join the fun! The winner of winners will inherit my fortune.
Enjoy, explore, and get rick~! Pwuhahahahaha~!!!"
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According to reports regarding the broadcast of this recording, as well as from important sources within the offices of Megaho Company itself, it has never been officially confirmed whether the holographic recording, was in fact authentic. Regardless of the authenticity of the hologram itself, one thing can’t be denied, and that is that Megaho Company is fully endorsing the final will and testament going so far as to transform Capybera Island itself into the home of Trapster Online!
People with different reasons and purposes have been continuously arriving to the island, since the game has begun. Now, the stage is set for the final chapter in the legacy of a great and noted contributor to the world of gaming. All eyes are on Capybera Island and the residents therein, making the dream of a truly massive virtual reality game that was the simple vision of one visionary, into an actual reality. And for all the Trapsters out there, digging, leveling, pwning friends and conquering monsters in spectacular adventures unlike any other in the world, good luck!
Systems:
Leveling! In this game you get to grind your butt off to reach levels that mean absolutely nothing because some noob with a credit card will pass you in 2 days.
Pets! We're going to give you mad cute pets that are only available in Cacha and lower the chances of you getting them to nothing! Then, at your greatest point of despair, we're going to bring them all back in a super pet Cacha town after you spend your only cash shop money for the month.
Digging! You can dig for cool stuff in the ground and a month later it'll be replaced with cash shop items!
Card Fighting! We're going to create a card fighting system that's easy to abuse so that you complain when someone hax your rankings.
1:0 support! We have a personal support system to which we'll refer your every inquiry and then never answer!
You can charge your cash shop from any country in the world but we hate foreigners so we're going to make it incredibly difficult for you to charge anything and sometimes make you buy 2 cards for the price of one. When you complain we're going to refer you to our 1:0 support system!
Characters:
Bull: These fierce power types have horns on their head!
Rabbit: A loli with boxing gloves, you wonder how she eats with those things.
Lizard: Although this powerful mage looks like a girl, it's really a guy .__.
Emu: These magic types are very fat and also wear horns on their head even though female Emus have no horns.
Panther: These inventors get crapped on through most of the game but beware, they get haxed later.
Jackal: These grave robbers wear no clothes and you wonder if she doubles as an S&M mistress.
Coons: These pedo teachers will get you banned for saying their name, so beware! They wear a large vibrating ... ;O "tail"
Kitten: The high school promiscuous cheerleader, she failed to become a model so came here.
Other Information
Trapster Online is protected by GayGuard anti-hacking engine. It'll make sure to report all legitimate programs that you have running alongside Trapster Online so that you're sure to get banned. We have some of the best GMs in the industry; they'd never do something like leak the super-secret GM tool to give you the power of the gods. While we're at it, all our GMs are gods so don't expect them to interact with mortals such as yourself. 1:0 support is the only authorized communication channel.
We look forward to seeing you all on Capybera Island, furries!
New MMORPG! Trapster Online!
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