You are Juan Takahashi. You are a(n) hikikomori living in an apartment in Akihabara, Mexico. Your only friends are your MOE MOE animu figures, and some anons on DosCh. You wake up in your dirty room.
What do you do:
/go back to sleep, you're a miserable lonely nerd
/get up and fix yourself a bowl of cereal
/get on DosCh, and troll some people