I was minding my own business and the store was dead til 4 girls came up to me to buy ice cream.
Girl 1: Hiya! Today is my birthday and I demand free Ice cream!
Girl 1: Why not?
Me: Cause I'm not allowed to but I can give you an advice
Girl 1: Sure go ahead
Me: At least your closer to death
All 4 girls: .......
Girl 1: -cries-
3 other girls: -bashes on me-
Girl 1: calls Dad and dad bashes at me as well
Me: Well your daughter was being a snob.
The girl just turned 12 and I am waiting from a call my manager.
"There is no Real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story." -Frank Herbert