The most polished turds in this entire sewer of a subforum
It gives me great pleasure to point out posts and threads in this forum that go above and beyond our usual abysmal standards -- which isn't very hard if you think about it but anyway
For posting above and beyond what most consider "a marginal effort", recipients of this forum award can hold their head high (or low outside of Random) and are awarded this neat little image right here which, like Muhammad Ali, signifies you as THE GREATEST.
WE SALUTE YOU.
How do I earn this, the greatest of honors? I too wish to be a hero of Random!
By making a post or a thread that doesn't suck.
"Not sucking" involves a whole lot of you being genuinely funny and not running here with the latest memes hot off the presses from 4chan or (God help us) reddit. It also involves not being a tryhard.
When you stick your reply into a pile of shitposts that moments before was your half-decent thread, then you'll know what to do.