i hate every single one of you

[RoflKnife]

My name is Nicol Bolas, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, dumb, lesser beings who spend every second of their day sucking up to others. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even seen a Planeswalker? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than the Phyrexian Invasion on Dominaria.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm the oldest being in the universe, and one of the five elder dragons. What can you do, other than “Suck Planeswalker ****”? I'm also a master of Red, Black, and Blue magic, and have banging hot slaves, (They just did my bidding; Shit was SO mana.). You are all worthless beings who should just become my slaves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and one of my slaves.

[Genji]

[Tumblr420]

Magic is for dweebs.

[Light]

Funny because in the Magic game on Skype, Nicol Bolas dies in just a couple turns because all he does is cast magic to annoy people but never places any decent creature cards.

Get out you scrub.

[RoflKnife]

Originally Posted by Light

Funny because in the Magic game on Skype, Nicol Bolas dies in just a couple turns because all he does is cast magic to annoy people but never places any decent creature cards.

Get out you scrub.

What the **** did you just say about your supreme ruler, scumbag?

[Light]

You heard me.
You're a shitty planeswalker and everyone who plays that game will laugh at you with endless torment.

[Tumblr420]

ITT: Cherryboys discuss their virginity.

[Harlequin]

[Nihil679]

Let's play a real card game
like Chess.

[Genji]

Originally Posted by Nihil679

Let's play a real card game
like Chess.

How about a board game, like Mario Party?

[Rom]

I hate you, too, Nicol Bolas.

[PKShota]

Originally Posted by Genji

[Tardar]

we kno ur full of sht

[Veloze]

urza was here

nicol bolas a shit

[RoflKnife]

urza is dead

nicool brolas is alive and kicking

screw off m8

[Light]

To further expand my post.

I only played magic for a grand total of 2 hours with no knowledge of the game prior to playing and Nicol Bolas had his ass handed to him multiple times. Made for good farming of cards actually.

A complete scrub who knows very little kicked his ass, yet you care to defend him.
RK I am disappoint.

[Nihil679]

this game lacks kawaii shoujos

[SlowBro]

Originally Posted by Nihil679

this game lacks kawaii shoujos

Agreed. And it's pay2win. ; -;

[Almora]

i still need rose whip 4 my harpy lady deck

who wanna trade cards

[RoflKnife]

lmao dis n00b thinks its p2w