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RoflKnife 03-14-2013 06:31 AM

i hate every single one of you
 
My name is Nicol Bolas, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, dumb, lesser beings who spend every second of their day sucking up to others. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even seen a Planeswalker? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than the Phyrexian Invasion on Dominaria.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm the oldest being in the universe, and one of the five elder dragons. What can you do, other than “Suck Planeswalker ****”? I'm also a master of Red, Black, and Blue magic, and have banging hot slaves, (They just did my bidding; Shit was SO mana.). You are all worthless beings who should just become my slaves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and one of my slaves.

http://omg.wthax.org/6RLxG5.jpg

Genji 03-14-2013 07:16 AM

http://www.abload.de/img/00k2s0q.gif

MsSquid 03-14-2013 08:08 AM

Magic is for dweebs.

Light 03-14-2013 12:21 PM

Funny because in the Magic game on Skype, Nicol Bolas dies in just a couple turns because all he does is cast magic to annoy people but never places any decent creature cards.

Get out you scrub.

RoflKnife 03-14-2013 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Light (Post 1809211)
Funny because in the Magic game on Skype, Nicol Bolas dies in just a couple turns because all he does is cast magic to annoy people but never places any decent creature cards.

Get out you scrub.

What the **** did you just say about your supreme ruler, scumbag?

http://i.minus.com/ibqwySs8AvrTyn.png
http://omg.wthax.org/7yjmBk.jpg

Light 03-14-2013 12:47 PM

You heard me.
You're a shitty planeswalker and everyone who plays that game will laugh at you with endless torment.

MsSquid 03-14-2013 03:57 PM

ITT: Cherryboys discuss their virginity.

Harlequin 03-14-2013 05:31 PM


Nihil679 03-14-2013 07:06 PM

Let's play a real card game
like Chess.

Genji 03-14-2013 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nihil679 (Post 1809302)
Let's play a real card game
like Chess.

How about a board game, like Mario Party?

R 03-14-2013 08:43 PM

I hate you, too, Nicol Bolas.

PKShota 03-14-2013 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genji (Post 1809173)

http://i.imgur.com/EQwtQD1.jpg

james 03-15-2013 06:45 AM

http://omg.wthax.org/7MSGJ3.png
we kno ur full of sht

Veloze 03-15-2013 08:27 AM

urza was here

nicol bolas a shit

RoflKnife 03-15-2013 10:39 AM

urza is dead

nicool brolas is alive and kicking

screw off m8

Light 03-15-2013 10:52 AM

To further expand my post.

I only played magic for a grand total of 2 hours with no knowledge of the game prior to playing and Nicol Bolas had his ass handed to him multiple times. Made for good farming of cards actually.

A complete scrub who knows very little kicked his ass, yet you care to defend him.
RK I am disappoint.

Nihil679 03-15-2013 10:54 AM

this game lacks kawaii shoujos

SlowBro 03-15-2013 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nihil679 (Post 1809393)
this game lacks kawaii shoujos

Agreed. And it's pay2win. ; -;

Almora 03-15-2013 11:20 AM

i still need rose whip 4 my harpy lady deck

who wanna trade cards :)

RoflKnife 03-15-2013 12:51 PM

lmao dis n00b thinks its p2w

http://i.minus.com/i9b3IyAadei03.jpg


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