North 7th Street in Lafayette, Indiana is like the town in Footloose, if instead of forbidding dancing, they forbid snow molded into *****es. It's a controversy that's shaken the town to its core, and authorities showed no sympathy, either, upon initial complaints. According to Ghina Robinson, cops "showed up, laughed, and drove off."
WLFI has the full report, including amazing blurred shots of, well, giant snow d*cks. And, for the record, the sculptors could technically face charges*, but can you imagine a judge who would take on this case without contracting a severe case of the giggles?
*Too late. The sculptures were torn down because they're made of snow.
Hope it doesn't violate T_T
Probably it is just a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon