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09-01-2008   #1 (permalink)
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A MALAYSIAN welder had to have a nut removed from around his ***** after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong.
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"Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the ***** and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said."

oh...god...
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/facepalms



WHY. Morons with one-track minds >___>
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oh...

ouch for that :s
 
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i like all the puns lol....

I don't see how a nut of that weight could even ... >___> /face
 
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Oh, this is actually the second in two attempts by two different people.

The first one tried to do the same with a metal ring. Went to the hospital, firemen cut it out. Guess this guy was more unlucky, lol.
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I don't think he's going to get engaged anymore...

I like puns, they be punny.
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Its not about length men... you only need like 4 inches to reach the back and then all you need is width
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Omg lol... Poor him.
 
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hoped the nut would weigh down his ***** to make it longer.


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these guys should take a physics class
it'd make sense if it was an anvil or something heavy
but...a ring or a nut wouldn't weigh a ***** down o.O
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There goes that plan...
 
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Wow...that's disgusting. That's not even logical! I think he needs to set his priorities straight, because if he truly loved this woman, he'd realize that she wouldn't care about something as pettifogging as that.
 
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They should have just castrated him and been done with it. We don't need morons polluting the gene pools even more >_>
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...Seems unpleasant.. @___@;
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