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01-26-2009   #1 (permalink)
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A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s ***** as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
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he was trying to rape the animal.
LOL
He got what he deserved, this news article is hilarious.
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01-26-2009   #3 (permalink)
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LOL.
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“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,”
Wtf lol, fun indeed. :v
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Oh my freaking lulz.
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I guess the rapist had this image in mind when he was going for the raccoon.



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^ Hey now that would be awesome.
unfortunate it's not possible ;_;
*want's a lil catgirl*
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I guess the rapist had this image in mind when he was going for the raccoon.



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LOL you know, Ameh just mentioned before you posted that that she thought of the TO raccoon at first, not a real raccoon lol.
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i was thinking of TO raccoon too when i saw the thread title
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I wonder what was more embarassing: getting bitten in the forbidden area or having the public know that he was trying to rape a raccoon?
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lol this got me lmao
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wow the raccoon sure enjoyed those nuts XD
 
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And this is why you don't mess with an HV class.

Eh? Eh?

No really, what a freak. Why a raccoon of all things? Don't the usually have rabies?
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I guess the rapist had this image in mind when he was going for the raccoon.



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Cut the poor guy a break, he's already going to be known as a raccoon rapist. No need to peg him as a pedophile too.

Seriously though the whole problem could have been avoided if he had bought the raccoon a few drinks first. Raccoons are notoriously slutty when they have a few drinks.
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Wow... Good job raccoon? That guy was a total perv. I wonder how much he was left with.
 

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