Raccoon bites off rapist's *****

[Strikegundam]

A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s ***** as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

More Information: Toothy raccoon bit off man's penis | The Sun |News

[Light]

he was trying to rape the animal.

LOL
He got what he deserved, this news article is hilarious.

[XooSliceooX]

LOL.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,”

Wtf lol, fun indeed. :v

[Kusuriuri]

Oh my freaking lulz.

[Faith]

Man, this guy is crazy.

[Ascherit]

I guess the rapist had this image in mind when he was going for the raccoon.



-cough-

[Light]

^ Hey now that would be awesome.
unfortunate it's not possible ;_;
*want's a lil catgirl*

[Kusuriuri]

Originally Posted by Senpai

I guess the rapist had this image in mind when he was going for the raccoon.



-cough-

LOL you know, Ameh just mentioned before you posted that that she thought of the TO raccoon at first, not a real raccoon lol.

[Moo]

Originally Posted by Senpai

I guess the rapist had this image in mind when he was going for the raccoon.



-cough-

Correction: I had this image in mind when I saw thread title.



LMAO. Funny rapist.

[PedroRomero]

i was thinking of TO raccoon too when i saw the thread title

[Zephy]

I wonder what was more embarassing: getting bitten in the forbidden area or having the public know that he was trying to rape a raccoon?

[Bolter]

lol this got me lmao

[Goldie]

wow the raccoon sure enjoyed those nuts XD

[WhatThePhuc]

hahahahaha beatiality

[Mitchi]

And this is why you don't mess with an HV class.

Eh? Eh?

No really, what a freak. Why a raccoon of all things? Don't the usually have rabies?

[ChaosReaper]

Racoon: "Power Blow" CRITICAL HIT
Perv: Recieves 9000+ damage

gg.

Guess his nuts wern't as tough as Tuff Nuts.

[Toxxy]

Originally Posted by Senpai

I guess the rapist had this image in mind when he was going for the raccoon.



-cough-

Cut the poor guy a break, he's already going to be known as a raccoon rapist. No need to peg him as a pedophile too.

Seriously though the whole problem could have been avoided if he had bought the raccoon a few drinks first. Raccoons are notoriously slutty when they have a few drinks.

[Noctis]

Wow... Good job raccoon? That guy was a total perv. I wonder how much he was left with.