"Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes", by Fall Out Boy.
Too bad this wasn't a single, it's my favorite song from the album. If this was on track four instead, then just maybe. :P
If you don't get the above joke, all albums up from "From Under the Cork Tree" had a single with it's fourth track. Since I never heard of FOB before then, I'm not sure if that's the case with the other albums.