"YOUR DOG IS REALLY ANNOYING. HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED IT? YOU CAN HEAR IT YIPPING AND YAPPING ALL OVER THE NEIGHBORHOOD. ITS BEEN GOING ON SINCE YOU GOT IT IN THAT CARDBOARD BOX AT THE GAS STATION. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GETTING SOME APPOINTMENT AND VETERINARIAN'S AND GET IT FIXED. YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO THAT BEFORE IT JUST GETS TOO OUT OF CONTROL. OR BEFORE YOU DRIVE YOUR NEIGHBORS CRAZY."
"YOUR NOSE IS REALLY BIG. HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED IT? YOU CAN FEEL IT ALL OVER THE NEIGHBORHOOD. ITS BEEN GOING ON SINCE YOU GOT THAT PLASTIC SURGERY. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GETTING SOME ANOTHER APPOINTMENT AND ASK TO FIX IT. YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO THAT BEFORE IT JUST GETS BIGGER. OR BEFORE YOU DRIVE YOUR NEIGHBORS CRAZY."
"YOUR HEAD IS REALLY SHINY. HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED IT? YOU CAN SEE IT SHINING ALL OVER THE NEIGHBORHOOD. ITS BEEN GOING ON SINCE YOU GOT THAT HAIRCUT. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GETTING SOME ROGAINE AND POUR IT ON YOUR HEAD. YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO THAT BEFORE IT JUST BLINDS SOMEONE. OR BEFORE YOU DRIVE YOUR NEIGHBORS CRAZY."