When men have to pass kidney stones, sometimes the stones are so large that it rips open your p3nis hole. After you finish pushing all of them out (it's like peeing jagged, sharp, hard rocks, and hurts more than a woman giving birth) they have to staple your p3nis hole shut so it can close again. It stays like that for quite a few days until it's recovered.
And the pain doesn't stop for at least two or three weeks.
The biggest cause of kidney stones? Soda. How common are they? One in four men. (I think?)
Hahaha. It's not the gas I'm worried about. It's the school/work. That's why I never could visit my GF or do pretty much anything.
Though last summer, one of my old friends moved to KY from Arizona and went to school here for a year. She was broke and the only way she was going to be able to make money would be to sell her body, so I drove up to Cincinnati (She went to Northern Kentucky University) and bought $140 worth of groceries for her, took her out to eat, and gave her a great day. XD Then I drove back here to Louisville, got home at like 3 AM, woke up at 4 AM, and drove to Santa Claus Indiana and watched over the kids from my church camp as we went to Holiday World for two days. I was exhausted but it was awesome. XD