Generally I'm just another guy posting on the internet. Don't know where you're getting that I'm "thinking that I'm cool on the internet." Posting in Random where you're pretty much supposed to leave your brain and sense of morality at the front door doesn't exactly reflect one's personality. You've probably been visiting Random longer than I have, you should know this.
I was going to write you a lengthy reply detailing how amazing I am, but then I realized that I don't have to explain myself to lowly mongrels like you.