Then its a even better reason to not eat it, more value
and even then
its
+80% White Points (Turns you 80% White)
+5 Strength
+3 Dexterity
And Master Karate

I dislike the 1st one though =/

what if i get chuck norris to sign it?

exactly, so dont eat ett

ewww that would taste like hypocrisies and lies :<

Then you get
+10 Christianity Points
which i would not like

what if i get the pope to sign it
what does holy ramen taste like?
will i be blessed?
+10 lk?
increased HP?
what??

Then you saver the fact and go without eating ramen cause signed ramen is too good for you to eat

but what if i run out of ramen one day and thats all i have left

And get that damn ramen thats yours signed so it'll be even greater

my ramen is mine