Bacon

Pie and hira just owned my loading speed.
Look what I've brought you <3

I type to myself.

xD!

oh and.

Your sig and avvie are so cute q-q

-Subject: Kim.

-Analyzing Character Name: Conflagurate-
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Analyzation complete. Name appears to be the term "Conflagrate" with an extra letter "u" added.

Conflagurate Definition: Cause to start burning.

-Analyzing Forum ID: Bacon-
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Analysis complete.

Bacon Definition: Back and Sides of pig that's salted and then smoked, usually sliced thin and fried.

Now applying Definitions to subject...

Kim is the sliced, smoked portion of pig that causes things to start burning.

Requesting that subject confirm, Y/Y?

rp marriage y u macro????

wut? .___.

Kim is looking for males, 7 - 15 y/o preferably.


YouTube - Khia - My Neck My Back (Lick It)

I ran across some bacon stuff for you, first up, the ultimate BLT:



And then you'll want this mug to hold your bevarage while eating:



For dessert you can have some bacon ice cream!

And (assuming you survive all that without a heart attack), some after dinner mints:

LOL! so mean

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