You May Possibly Know Me, But It's Also Quite Possible That You Don't.
I know that some of you here know me. You know me by many names, most of them begin with X, and one or two with M. I think that one might start with S, too. I live in Canada, where I sit at my explosive computer, with it's explosive internet, and make signatures and suchlike. And, I have come back from the computer grave, Wyoming, Oregon, and other such places to haunt you with floating cowbells.
So, here is a complementary madlib from your very own XIM!
PAGES FROM A MARTIAN GIFT CATALOG
Here is a really unbalanced bargain in solid nebulium crowbars. These handsome but underweight gifts can be used to hold down your blender while you have your morning cup of petroleum. Guaranteed for 13 eons and only 14 gold masked figurines.
Dress up your aviator sunglasses room with one of these folding fireballs. Comes with white enamel spotlights, and is delivered ninja-like by Arcturian Express. Completely assembled except for the skin between the middle finger and index rest, which is easily assembled with a spaceweed whacker and some toxic sludge.
A most welcome gift for the purple broken brick wall season that will bring hours of happiness to you and your massive little buttercups.