Just for the hell of it, I tallied up the names mentioned. The people with the most fearsome reputations for their respective jobs are:
Eir: Naerie <== lolwtf?
"If someone asks you whether or not you're ticklish, it doesn't matter what you say, they're gonna touch you. If you don't wanna be touched, you gotta say something like, 'I have diarrhea. And yes, I'm very ticklish.'"