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Kod3y 01-28-2009 01:14 PM

My Awsome book idea!
Ok, Title: Private timmy turtles quest to defeat the neo nazi gekos.

Ok Timmy turtle joins the national turtle army to stop the neo nazi gekos lead by Gekocon zool (<--- Bad guy. =P)

Ok first page... He gets laid, Yeah hot turtle on turtle action (Going away to war type thing)

Second page... He gets killed and gutted by the neo nazi gekos but the story gos on with out him becuase Timmy would want it like that damnit!

Well havent realy got past that... but I'll make the cover look like a kids book to horrify little children and motheres who don't check books before they buy them.

O There will be cookies and a jedi...

Now If I could only remember where I left my motivation...

MsSquid 01-28-2009 02:25 PM

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Petro 01-28-2009 02:41 PM

Sounds like a great book. It can be in the children's section once we destroy the censorship board and their over-protectiveness. I could go into a huge rant about the censorship board, but for simplicity's sake, I'll make a play script.

Child: *Plays barnie game when he/she is 14*
The Child has been protected from violence and nudity their entire life. This is the year 2012 and se*ual education isn't allowed to be taught in schools anymore.
*Child turns 18*
Censorship Board: You've turned 18, here you go, you can buy guns, games with a lot of blood and se*. Have fun with all the world's temptations and go to the local shop and buy a gun while you're at it. Also, you'll have fun with GTA 10, you get to kill lots of people and cops.
*Child plays game, decides to buy a gun, goes kill people*
Censorship Board: See, Barnie was way too violent for them, we should ban that too.

There's one of the major problems with American Society, they safeguard children and then they just let them go do what ever. If you've never played something with violence and you suddenly jump into a game with a lot of gore, of course it may not end well. They give no legal way for children to build tolerance. The Japanese have it right. There will always be people who can't handle things. If one person ends up shooting someone from a game are you going to take it away even if the other thousands of player are absolutely fine? Now let me ask you this, if a prescription drug gives 4-5 people health problems, are you going to take it off the shelves even though it's healing several thousands? (Gasp! Rhetorical Question).

Sorry, but I just had to add, another one that I notice a lot here in the U.S. (I definitely didn't notice a lot in Brasil, I guarantee you, so don't go saying it's everywhere), people say all the time "Learn from others mistakes", five minutes later they make the absolute same mistake. Honestly, it makes me want to strangle them. My dad always says "Do what I say, not what I do". Now, if you're like me, you've probably talked back saying something among the lines of "Why should I do something you say when you don't do it yourself?", my dad always comes up with excuses. Now every time he says that, I don't even say a word, I just think to myself "Bullsh**".

Sorry for the rant, the first 2 sentences of the post are related though ;)

Kod3y 01-28-2009 02:52 PM

I agree with you 100% Petro. Who are they to tell us what we can and cannot watch and play What we can and cannot do or say on TV/Games.

Kumatora Sorry if it's in the wrong place. =S I just put it here because its just my random thoughts. =P Move it if you must.

Bob 02-05-2009 11:04 AM

Moved to literature :).

Catharsis 02-05-2009 11:30 AM

Is this serious?

Ethane 02-05-2009 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by Catharsis (Post 702249)
Is this serious?

I don't think it is, you should move this thread to random immediately so the literature aficiondos there can weigh in with their opinions on the OP's treatise

Catharsis 02-05-2009 11:46 AM

No, I'm genuinely bewildered. This was posted in Random before, so... Either I'm severely immune to intellectual sarcasm or this was indeed... random. >_<

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