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In real life, Christmas celebrations are not always full of cuddly family warmth and holiday cheer. Take my Christmas, for example.

I spent Christmas with family, as I always do. By family, I don't mean my old folks and my brat brother; it's them + grandparents + aunts & uncles + cousins + cholesterol + alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol for my cousins.

We had the obligatory warmth and cheer, but sometime around 3am of Christmas Eve, several empty bottle of Absolute and Jack Daniels scattered all over the living room floor, while all the aunts/uncles/grandparents/[more old folks] are in bed, this was the scenario:

1. Cousin A barfing all over the living room

2. Cousin B yelling emo things about being unloved and unappreciated at the moon
[EDIT: I was talking to my mom, and apparently this happened outside while I was out like a light: Cousin B stripped nude and ran all over the neighborhood yelling obscenities, while my more sober cousins trailed after him trying to calm him down and drag him home. His brother knelt in the middle of the street begging him to stop and go home, but was insulted instead, so the brother got upset and left the house. And then Cousin B lost consciousness on the pavement. -.- Apparently our Granny woke up at this time and started crying hysterically, saying she was so shamed that she'd rather drink bleach. >____> WTF)

3. Cousin C (a very hefty guy reminiscent of a sumo wrestler) alternately squishing and dragging me across the mattress trying to wake me up

4. Cousin D catching my fist just in time before it torpedoed towards Cousin C's left eye

5. Cousin E turning up the amps to pump more heavy metal powar for the neighborhood's appreciation

6. My brat brother howling the loudest, most inhuman screech imaginable after Other Drunken Cousins [ODCs] started cussing him out for no reason

7. More Miscellaneous Adults [MAs] rushing downstairs to see why their twenteen-year-olds have decided to turn the living room into hell, and why my brat brother yelled like he was getting raep'd. Apparently Granny nearly had a heart attack.

...And 8. "The Morning After": Everyone gets duly chastised for reverting back to the mentality of 7-year-olds. HURRAH LOL.



Anyone had a similarly crazy Christmas?
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i had the first game of christmas, ruined by a friend
stayed up for pangya tournament, fell asleep 2 minutes before it started
went to sleep
i woke up because bed collasped on me
i get on msn, msg everyone, no replies.
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i post merry christmas on people's profiles
i posting on this thread
i not sleeping
i probably sleeping in a few second
same as always?
i expect no present?
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;o; I didn't do anything. Worst christmas award? *shot*
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- I had to shovel a relative's car out of the driveway. It warmed up later in the day, so the snow became packing snow. In other words, every shovel of snow weighed 55lbs or so. It was enough to break the handle off the shovel about 2 feet before I was done clearing the driveway. Fortunately, no one else was outside (they were too busy enjoying the festivities inside), so I screamed like a madman and swung around the shovel like a maniac holding a golf club, threshing away the snow left and right to finally get it cleared. Once inside, the relatives decided to stay for the night. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!

- I got stuck with the chair next to the annoying aunt who spoons food onto your plate whether you like it or not. That old bag ruined my mashed potatoes and gravy by spooning in some cranberry sauce smack dab into the middle of the gravy well. I hope she has an open casket funeral the day she dies, so I can dump cranberry sauce onto her corpse when nobody's looking.

- One of the uncles I never really liked got me the exact same sweater from Wal-Mart he did last year. He still tried to lie his way out of it, because I was wearing last year's sweater before I unwrapped this year's present.

- I went through a lot of trouble to get some decent toys for my cousins. Among them was a few rare G.I. Joe battle vehicles, who the uncle above decided not let the kids open and play with because they were 'too good for the kids'. He wanted to eBay them instead, and buy his kids something cheaper. I wish I could have videotaped that moment, because if that doesn't qualify you for 'Worst Father of The Year', I don't know what will. I ripped apart the packaging out of spite just so the kids could go at it. Let the kids shoot the plastic missiles a few times on Christmas morning at least. FFS.
 
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Luckie had a shitty Christmas, too! Misery loves company. Have a beer on me, man.

Also, WTF @ that shitty dad; selling off his kids' toys for a profit?!
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Last year I spent Christmas Day at the hospital .__. and My brother nearly passed away, so I guess that's all I can remember ..

And crazy cousins you have there. I'd like just really walk away and hide @@ lol

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Bah.

Relatives aren't coming over due to money problems and the fact that there's massive traffic that they don't wanna sit through by LA and the Bay Area. Instead, since my mom is such a baby-fanatic, she decided to invite our neighbors over for a little party. Bleh, they're all little kids. so I'm taking refuge in my room while all the screaming and shouting stop. Gah, I need to find someone to talk to my own age.
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My mom's currently throwing an X-mas party at our house, and there's this one friend of hers that she invited that's really rude and can be a total drunkard when given a certain amount of alcohol. And since my computer is in the middle of the living room, I'm sandwiched between loud music and all the adult chatter around me. And so the guy that I mentioned earlier is sitting in a sofa near my computer, and he starts making fun of me by saying stuff like "oh wow, *my mom's name*, who cut your daughters hair? She looks like a horse, ha ha ha", and he says it ACROSS the damn living room, right to the kitchen where my mom was cooking. I know it's not meant to offend me, but GD, I just hate his attitude. Worst of all, this is a party for my MOM'S friends, not mine, so unless I go into my room and do absolutely nothing, I'm stuck in the living room (where my computer is) until they leave, which will be at around 2 AM or so. (and it's 7:30 PM here) bawwwwww.
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My mom's currently throwing an X-mas party at our house, and there's this one friend of hers that she invited that's really rude and can be a total drunkard when given a certain amount of alcohol. And since my computer is in the middle of the living room, I'm sandwiched between loud music and all the adult chatter around me. And so the guy that I mentioned earlier is sitting in a sofa near my computer, and he starts making fun of me by saying stuff like "oh wow, *my mom's name*, who cut your daughters hair? She looks like a horse, ha ha ha", and he says it ACROSS the damn living room, right to the kitchen where my mom was cooking. I know it's not meant to offend me, but GD, I just hate his attitude. Worst of all, this is a party for my MOM'S friends, not mine, so unless I go into my room and do absolutely nothing, I'm stuck in the living room (where my computer is) until they leave, which will be at around 2 AM or so. (and it's 7:30 PM here) bawwwwww.
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It'll all be better at around 2 AM or so. <:
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Not really.

Right now, most of them are drunk and they're having a drinking contest in front of me. Yay fun.
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Not really.

Right now, most of them are drunk and they're having a drinking contest in front of me. Yay fun.
Keep a cell phone on hand in case things get bad.
Other than that, hook up a web cam and show us all your misery for our entertainment~ /o/
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I work at AMC Theaters
everyone came,EVERYONE
we had nonstop drones of people for about 5 hours straight,got my break an hour later then i was supposed to,the only break we had of customers lasted for about 10 minutes.
Everything that could of gone wrong did.
We ran out of Sour Jacks,our best selling candy,our soda machines all had somewhere from somewhat flat to full out flat sodas,popcorns burned twice and it smelled horrible for a long time,we had whiny customers,I worked 8 hours,and best of all,
No bonus/overtime pay
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I work at AMC Theaters
everyone came,EVERYONE
we had nonstop drones of people for about 5 hours straight,got my break an hour later then i was supposed to,the only break we had of customers lasted for about 10 minutes.
Everything that could of gone wrong did.
We ran out of Sour Jacks,our best selling candy,our soda machines all had somewhere from somewhat flat to full out flat sodas,popcorns burned twice and it smelled horrible for a long time,we had whiny customers,I worked 8 hours,and best of all,
No bonus/overtime pay
**** yah christmas
That must really sucks =/


Hmm this Christmas I didnt really do much. Didnt overeat like I would usually do. Didnt drink much, close to nothing. Mostly played Disgaea and wish ppl Merry Christmas on msn. But for some reason im happy about it all o_0 This has prolly been the best Christmas Ive had since I was a kid and thought Christmas was mostly about material goods and had tons of presents.
 
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I got everything I asked for(not much, mostly clothes and two games), had no family drama, but my cat got ran over on Christmas Eve(T_T) so my Christmas was sad. D:
 
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We sat home like any other day.
All we got for Christmas was backpack with body wash, deodorant, deodorant spray, a radio , and candy.
At least we got something XD.
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