is your dad a doctor? cuz you're ****ing hot.
hi, can i rub my crotch on your butt?
i seem to have lost my passport. can you help me find it?
yesterday, while i was masturbating, i thought of you. not intentionally, though. you just kinda made it in there somehow.
i better get my library card cuz i'm staring at your boobs.
you're hot. i'm slightly above average. let's have sex.
hi, have you seen my peenis anywhere? oh wait, here it is.
you're a solid 8. hotter than a 7, but not as hot as a 9.
i'll fall in love if you suck my ****.
i bet you 5 bucks you won't rub your tits on my face.