I'm actually pretty amazed by the standard deviation of the ages here. Can't tell if they are true, but I have no reason to belive they are dishonest.
We should all be proud. We are on the cutting edge of anti-social. We are the embodiment of all that high school health and gym teachers looked down upon. We are our own identity. We are the dregs fermenting into an overly potent potion.
THIS IS THE NEW WORLD