Kumacakes "4 Hammers" Parody by Seph.

[Sephiroth]

Hey guys. ANOTHER PARODY. LOL.
YouTube - 4 Minutes
I'm parodying Kuma with "4 Minutes" by Madonna...here you guys go. LOL.

Spoiler!

[Sharpe]I've a Valk, and all I got is 4 hammers (break-itbreak-it) 4 hammers- EH.
I've a Valk, and all I got is 4 hammers (break-itbreak-it) 4 hammers- EH.

I've a Valk, and all I got is 4 hammers (break-itbreak-it) 4 hammers- EH.
I've a Valk, and all I got is 4 hammers (break-itbreak-it) 4 hammers- EH.


I've a Valk, and all I got is 4 hammers (break-itbreak-it) 4 hammers- EH.
I've a Valk, and all I got is 4 hammers (break-itbreak-it) 4 hammers- EH.

I've a Valk, and all I got is 4 hammers (break-itbreak-it)

Break that Valk now.

[SEPH]Hey!
Uh.
C'mon.
Kuma

[KUMA]Come on Valk.
I've been waiting for the day
that'd I'd upgrade and you wouldn't fail.

[SEPH] Well, let's not waste time.
This Remedy a'int mine.
I hope that this hits +4.

[KUMA]I don't want somebody, to get +11 before me,
but every upgrade it explodes.
This Valk business blows.

[SEPH]Well, we can manage this,
if this breakS you're gonna be pissed.
Say when you want me to go.
Before my Mask Explodes.

[All 3]If you bought it,
You better upgrade it,
If you break it,
You better buy another one.

If you succeed it,
You've got some Luck, just-
Have fun enchanting it,
That's that part were you get f***ed.

[Kuma]Time a'int waitin'!
We only got 2 more hammers to Break this Valk!
More Valksterbatin'
Tell your friends, tell the world-

[Kuma]Time a'int waitin'!
We only got 2 more hammers to Break this Valk!
More Valksterbatin'
We only get 2 hammers....1 Hammer!

[Sharpe/Seph] Don't blow it up, keep it up, don't be afraid, hey, Kuma- uh.
[KUMA]You gotta break it like it's- Hot.
Tick tock, Tick tock, Tick tock.

That's right, don't blow it up, keep it up, don't be afraid, hey, Kuma- uh.
[KUMA]OMG A +11- Not.
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.


Sometimes I think, what I need, is a new in-game obsession...
...yeah.

[SEPH]We all know that you like it
And that's good, except for the fact that your wallets screwed.
oH god, way.

[KUMA]The road to Valk is paved with Golden Hammers...yeah...

[SEPH]But if this goes through alright, atleast I can say, that I upgraded past +2...
After this I'm screwed...


[All 3]If you bought it,
You better upgrade it,
If you break it,
You better buy another one.

If you succeed it,
You've got some Luck, just-
Have fun enchanting it,
That's that part were you get f***ed.

[Kuma]Time a'int waitin'!
We only got 2 more hammers to Break this Valk!
More Valksterbatin'
Tell your friends, tell the world-

[Kuma]Time a'int waitin'!
We only got 2 more hammers to Break this Valk!
More Valksterbatin'
We only get 2 hammers....1 Hammer!

[Sharpe/Seph] Don't blow it up, keep it up, don't be afraid, hey, Kuma- uh.
[KUMA]You gotta break it like it's- Hot.
Tick tock, Tick tock, Tick tock.

[Seph]F***, I blew it up, this is screwed up, now I gotta run from... Kuma- uh.
[KUMA]THAT WAS MY VALK? IT BETTER NOT-
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.

[SHARPE]Break his neck now~

Good god, I have no life.

So now I find my next Victim.

[kmelfina]

I'd like to see one on ceiling pie next~

[Wen]

This video contains content from WMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

I QQ @ this.

[Rie]

his video contains content from WMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

QQ i no rite wen

[xdgr]

^ Makes you wish you turned on your radio when they were playing that two years ago huh?

Or you know


could just watch it elsewhere