Hey Sharpe, this is an attempt to cheer you up, since Mermech blows...(literally?)
This is a parody of Lady Gaga's "Telephone".
If you don't know the song, look up the full version, and/or lyrics.
I hope you like. Lol.
Spoiler!
Sharpe;
"Hello-hello, Mermech, you called? I can't hear a thing.
I have got no service in this Factory you see.
W-w-what did you say are you blowin' up on me?
Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy.
K-kinda busy. K-kinda busy.
Sorry I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.
Just a second, I forgot my IDR, you see, and I cannot farm you without the proper buffs, yeah.
Please stop blowing up on me, you know that I'm a Mage.
'Guess that now I'll farm you since I'm not that busy.
Stop exploding. Stop exploding.
I don't want to farm anymore, I have my wills, and my Valk on the Grind-floor.
Stop exploding. Stop exploding.
I don't want to farm anymore, you facking robot, you're wasting my time, wh0r3!
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-ehhhhhhh.
Stop blowing up on me.
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-ehhhhhhhhh.
I'm farming.
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-ehhhhhhh.
Stop blowing up on me.
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-ehhhhhhhhh.
Been farming so long,
but you won't drop your harp,
and I'm never gonna get your damn guitar.
'cause I'm out of Buffs,
and no more Nostrums,
and you're not gonna drop your damn guitar.
-Kuma starts rapping-
Hold on, wait, I'm blowin' up my Valk, a'int gonna farm you faster.
Fix Sharpe's disaster.
Leave this Valk at +4.
Should have brought my IDR, 'cause this ***** drop no faster.
Farming that has no end-uh
Sorry I can't help Rhia...
Sharpe;
Not that I don't like you,
you're actually charming.
I'm just sick and tired
of this goddamn farming.
Kuma;
Sometimes Sharpe farms so damn much, her hands will start to bleed...
Tonight we're gonna get that harp and quit this damn game.
Q-quit this damn game.
Q-quit this damn game.
Tonight if you don't drop this Harp, I'll beat your metal face!
Sharpe;
Stop exploding. Stop exploding.
I don't want to farm anymore, I have my wills, and my Valk on the Grind-floor.
Stop exploding. Stop exploding.
I don't want to farm anymore, you facking robot, you're wasting my time, *****.
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-ehhhhhhh.
Stop blowing up on me.
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-ehhhhhhhhh.
I'm farming.
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-ehhhhhhh.
Stop blowing up on me.
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-ehhhhhhhhh.
Been farming so long,
but you won't drop your harp,
and I'm never gonna get your damn guitar.
'cause I'm out of Buffs,
and no more Nostrums,
-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-ehhhhhhh.
Stop blowing up on me.
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-ehhhhhhhhh.
I'm farming.
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-ehhhhhhh.
Stop blowing up on me.
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-ehhhhhhhhh.
Been farming so long,
but you won't drop your harp,
and I'm never gonna get your damn guitar.
'cause I'm out of Buffs,
and no more Nostrums,
and you're not gonna drop your damn guitar.
All out of pots,
got no f***ing harp,
and all you've dropped is this damn pistol.
Now my Wi-fi's blown up,
farming wont cheer me up,
and I'm never gonna get your goddamn harp...
That f***ing harp.
S-sick of farming Harps.
Now my time is up,
all out of syrups,
and I'm never gonna get your damn guitar!
That f***ing harp.
S-sick of farming Harps.
Now my time is up,
all out of syrups,
and I'm never gonna get your damn guitar!
Seph;
We're sorry...
This parody you have read...
Is not a fanservice...
Please don't kill me...
Hope your still my friend q_q.
Stop bawing stop bawing I don't like this game anymoree
I'm still orzing at the drops on the Grind floo- holy balls, how do you do an entire song on this LOL
Stop bawing stop bawing I don't like this game anymoree
I'm still orzing at the drops on the Grind floo- holy balls, how do you do an entire song on this LOL
Seriously I don't know, I love parodying though, I might make more later, for different events.
An idea actually came in my head for "Crop it like its hot."
Level: 15x! YA'LL SAID I COULDN'T DO IT AND I BELIEVED ALL OF YOU
Guild: SilentStrike :U We're afk.
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Originally Posted by Sephiroth
Seriously I don't know, I love parodying though, I might make more later, for different events.
An idea actually came in my head for "Crop it like its hot."
Then I stopped.
What is tree sex????
Do it. Sell it to UMG
make millions.
Have OGP and Actoz sue you.
Become a hobo.
Win life.
Drugs??????????????
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