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Miyuki 09-09-2008 06:55 AM

ITT Funny IRC Quotes

[09:57] <NoeJeko> I DONT TAKE VIAGRA
[09:57] <NoeJeko> my equipment is all in working order
What kind of equipment...



NoeJeko 09-09-2008 06:56 AM

Out of context quote is out of context. This is now a Cath thread:


Originally Posted by IRC
[06:57] <@Caaaath> i've always wondered what viagra's effect on women are
[06:57] <@FuyouKaede> neither .-.?
[06:57] <@NoeJeko> .....
[06:57] <@FuyouKaede> for guys its
[06:57] <@NoeJeko> bad thoughts
[06:57] <@FuyouKaede> for girls...?
[06:57] <@Caaaath> how does it work, noe?
[06:57] <@FuyouKaede> noe
[06:57] <@NoeJeko> I DONT TAKE VIAGRA

Miyuki 09-09-2008 06:57 AM

no u noe

no touchie my hubby D<

NoeJeko 09-09-2008 07:01 AM

This keeps getting better:


Originally Posted by IRC
[07:03] <@FuyouKaede> I see guys bite guys nipple
[07:03] <@FuyouKaede> er
[07:03] <@FuyouKaede> wrong picture
[07:03] <@NoeJeko> WAT?

NoeJeko 09-09-2008 07:04 AM

And even better..


Originally Posted by IRC
[07:06] <@Caaaath> if i can convince a girl to drink viagra
[07:06] <@FuyouKaede> .......
[07:06] <@FuyouKaede> ..................
[07:06] <@FuyouKaede> .
[07:06] <@FuyouKaede> .
[07:06] <@FuyouKaede> .
[07:06] <@NoeJeko> cath
[07:06] <@FuyouKaede> ..............
[07:06] <@NoeJeko> donate your body to science
[07:06] <@Caaaath> what
[07:06] <@NoeJeko> TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM!
[07:06] <@FuyouKaede> no touchie my hubby D<
[07:06] <@NoeJeko> miyoo can help you out with your testing =D

NoeJeko 09-09-2008 07:09 AM


Originally Posted by IRC
[07:10] <@NoeJeko> [07:10] <@Caaaath> i am kind of insane <-- this
[07:10] <@NoeJeko> and so is miyoo
[07:10] <+Symph> before she suicides
[07:10] <@FuyouKaede> wat
[07:10] <@NoeJeko> you two make a good couple ;D
[07:10] <@Caaaath> wat
[07:10] <@NoeJeko> cath is the manlier one
[07:11] * @FuyouKaede /kicks noe away
[07:11] <@NoeJeko> miyoo is the more feminine
[07:11] * @Caaaath cackles
[07:11] <+Symph> lol right on target?
[07:11] <@NoeJeko> cath is dominating, miyoo is submissive
[07:11] <@FuyouKaede> shave your ball noe
[07:11] <@FuyouKaede> D<
[07:11] <@NoeJeko> WAT?!
[07:11] <@Caaaath> LOLOLOLOL

orz .

Catharsis 09-09-2008 07:09 AM


[22:11] <@FuyouKaede> shave your ball noe
[22:11] <@FuyouKaede> D<
[22:11] <@NoeJeko> WAT?!
[22:11] <@Caaaath> LOLOLOLOL
Hay I love IRC.

EDIT: The suggestion goes with your white, white milky legs.

NoeJeko 09-09-2008 07:19 AM


Originally Posted by IRC
[07:21] <@NoeJeko> IM NTO WAXING THAT!
[07:21] <@FuyouKaede> so now its about
[07:21] <@FuyouKaede> wat
[07:21] <@NoeJeko> jesus christ at the pain
[07:21] <@FuyouKaede> YOU INTO WAT
[07:21] <@FuyouKaede> WAX
[07:21] <@FuyouKaede> IT
[07:21] <@FuyouKaede> DUMP IT
[07:22] <@FuyouKaede> BURN IT
[07:22] <@FuyouKaede> RINSE IT
[07:22] <@FuyouKaede> SHINY BALLS?
[07:22] <@NoeJeko> .__.
[07:22] <@FuyouKaede> = profit?
[07:22] <@Caaaath> well it'll grow back anyway
[07:22] <@NoeJeko> WAT???

Miyoo likes them shiny =D

Catharsis 09-09-2008 07:28 AM


[22:29] <@Caaaath> what exactly does one use on balls
[22:29] <@Caaaath> i mean, like shavers seem dangerous
[22:29] <@FuyouKaede> waxing
[22:29] <@FuyouKaede> ?
[22:29] <Toribear|Sleep> morning mommy and daddy!
[22:29] * Toribear|Sleep is now known as Toribear
[22:29] <@FuyouKaede> ._.
[22:29] <@NoeJeko> i use the same type razor that i use on my face
[22:29] <@Caaaath> OH YOU DO SHAVE YOUR BALLS
[22:29] <@FuyouKaede> hubby, our daugther
[22:29] <@Caaaath> This message is annoying you. (゜∇゜)ノ
[22:29] <@FuyouKaede> eh
[22:29] <@FuyouKaede> noe
[22:29] <@FuyouKaede> you shave
[22:29] <@FuyouKaede> on face
[22:29] <@FuyouKaede> and balls?
This is informative shit!

Tamiki 09-09-2008 07:31 AM

Noe ish a bear?

I would shave/wax before someone has a hard time finding eet :lol:

PedroRomero 09-09-2008 07:35 AM

razor close to parts scary. danger!

Toribear 09-09-2008 07:39 AM


[07:40] <@FuyouKaede> so
[07:40] <@FuyouKaede> if you DO SHAVE
[07:41] <@FuyouKaede> accidentally CUTS the STICK
[07:41] <@FuyouKaede> or BALL
[07:41] <@Caaaath> then you already shave your balls ._. okay
[07:41] <@FuyouKaede> how you'll reacts
[07:41] <@NoeJeko> it hurts .__.
[07:41] <@Caaaath> BUT
[07:41] <@Caaaath> i mean... sharp objects!
[07:41] <@FuyouKaede> so it does HURT?
[07:41] <@FuyouKaede> HEH
[07:41] <@NoeJeko> sharp pain is more tolerable
[07:41] <@NoeJeko> than ripping pain
[07:41] <@FuyouKaede> lolz
[07:41] <@NoeJeko> or burning pain
[07:41] <@NoeJeko> its like
[07:41] <@FuyouKaede> RISK IT
[07:41] <@FuyouKaede> JUT FOR GET IT SHINY
[07:41] <@NoeJeko> would you rather die by being sliced open
[07:41] <@FuyouKaede> ...nvm
[07:41] <@NoeJeko> or your head bludgeoned in?
[07:41] <@Caaaath> well okay i never held a razor before
highjacked : D

Tamiki 09-09-2008 07:40 AM

Sounds leik noe ish proh at that.

Maybe he uses a electric shaver xD

PedroRomero 09-09-2008 07:44 AM

tamiki go to school

Catharsis 09-09-2008 07:45 AM


[22:43] <@NoeJeko> your face has as much contour as thatreigon
[22:43] <@NoeJeko> so if you're skilled enough to shave a face
[22:43] <@NoeJeko> you're skilled enough to shave that
[22:43] <@FuyouKaede> wat shave
[22:43] <@FuyouKaede> wat
[22:43] <@FuyouKaede> you sticked
[22:43] <@FuyouKaede> it
[22:43] <@FuyouKaede> gd u
[22:43] <@FuyouKaede> D<
[22:43] <@FuyouKaede> ....
[22:43] <@FuyouKaede> the ...nightmare
[22:43] <@NoeJeko> my balls got stickied?
[22:43] <JadenYuki> i'd puke ifi saw that
[22:43] <@FuyouKaede> just stick it OUT THEN WAT
[22:43] <@FuyouKaede> BLAH
[22:43] <@NoeJeko> lol no skimpy bikini for me
[22:43] <@FuyouKaede> RIPS IT OFF
[22:43] <@FuyouKaede> ZZZ
[22:43] <@Caaaath> but you don't have balls on your face
[22:43] <JadenYuki> LOL if ur balls got stickied
[22:43] <@Caaaath> balls are smaller and have corners
[22:44] <JadenYuki> i'd rather not know the detail
[22:44] <@NoeJeko> no they dont
[22:44] <@NoeJeko> they're stretchy
[22:44] <@FuyouKaede> hubby
[22:44] <@Caaaath> This message is annoying you. (゜∇゜)ノ
[22:44] <@FuyouKaede> T_T
[22:44] <@NoeJeko> you can create a flat surface
[22:44] <@Caaaath> oh i get it now
[22:44] <JadenYuki> some ppl have a chin like balls
[22:44] <@Caaaath> O_O;
[22:44] <@NoeJeko> LOLWAT?
Okay I get the physics of it.

Tamiki 09-09-2008 07:47 AM

I'm just on my way to school sven-san. Go back to work >8O

Catharsis 09-09-2008 08:02 AM

Repercussions of war and the feasibility of ball reconstruction:


[22:13] <@Caaaath> hey paul do guys need balls to perform?
[22:13] <@Caaaath> no, right?
[22:14] <@NoeJeko> nope
[22:14] <@FuyouKaede> not like they need it anyway
[22:14] <@FuyouKaede> ~
[22:14] <@FuyouKaede> lolz
[22:15] <@Caaaath> but it's kinda weird if it's just one
[22:15] <@NoeJeko> WAT?
[22:15] <@FuyouKaede> cuts noe's up
[22:15] <@FuyouKaede> <_<
[22:15] <@Caaaath> i mean, if you rip one off, might as well take everything
[22:15] <@FuyouKaede> lolz
[22:15] <@FuyouKaede> spare balls?
[22:15] <@NoeJeko> pfft if you have no balls then you don't have to worry about the baggage that comes from humping
[22:15] <@Caaaath> spare balls? maybe they can surgically carve muscles from the ass cheek or something
[22:17] <@Caaaath> well everyone has asscheeks
[22:17] <@Caaaath> or you can even take it from someone else's ass
[22:17] <@FuyouKaede> ._.
[22:18] <@NoeJeko> not if you got your ass blown off in the war
[22:18] <@FuyouKaede> change the hair
[22:18] <@FuyouKaede>
[22:18] <@FuyouKaede> nvm
[22:18] <@NoeJeko> WAT?
[22:18] <@Caaaath> wow you got your ass blown off in the war?
[22:18] <@Caaaath> did that happen in iraq?
[22:18] <@FuyouKaede> lolz
[22:18] <@NoeJeko> no i still have my ass
[22:18] <@NoeJeko> but some people may not
[22:18] <@FuyouKaede> hairy
[22:18] <@NoeJeko> my ass isn't hairy
[22:18] <@NoeJeko> its smooth like my milky white legs
[22:18] <@FuyouKaede> not yours <_<
[22:18] * @NoeJeko facepalms
[22:19] <@Caaaath> what's the probability of getting your ass blown off before a surgical reconstruction of your balls?
[22:19] <@Caaaath> it's very smallllll
[22:20] <@FuyouKaede> you said it yourself >_>
[22:20] * Yumeh quotes
[22:20] <@FuyouKaede> bleh
[22:20] <@NoeJeko> ....
K night lol...
Ohh I fear my dreams tonight.

Kudaranai 09-09-2008 08:42 AM

There's a girl who takes Viagra to save her life..something about her blood. I read that news article a few days ago @_@

/serious post in random

Haiko 09-09-2008 08:49 AM

Once again, GD TIMEZONES.

Bob 09-09-2008 09:59 AM

Wtf@conversations? WHAT CHEATERS!

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