Your fav Chuck Norris facts

[Begotten]

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

[Eversong]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

[Genji]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant *****.

Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris
folded all the clothes correctly.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he's too old.

Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again Christian fundie.

When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee.

Evolution is a lie; there's just a list of animals Chuck Norris believes were created by our Lord God Almighty.

Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

Am I doin' it right?