Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant *****.
Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris
folded all the clothes correctly.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he's too old.
Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again Christian fundie.
When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee.
Evolution is a lie; there's just a list of animals Chuck Norris believes were created by our Lord God Almighty.
Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.
Am I doin' it right?