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08-19-2008   #1 (permalink)
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -Ellen DeGeneres-

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. -Elayne Boosler-

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I love the Ellen DeGenere lines
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That Lock thing is smart ;o
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;~; too bad I don't have anything that important to lock up.

I laughed at these too. :3
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