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Torikakae 03-05-2009 08:26 PM

Do you know who I am?!
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class!

The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."

The student looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know who I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.

"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.

"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.

Milkshakes 03-06-2009 04:30 PM

lol, wasn't that in a commercial I saw in youtube? xD

Mysteria 03-06-2009 07:22 PM

LMFAO ownage.

Kukiko 03-06-2009 07:24 PM

Roflmao xD
Good job random student (b^.^)b

PedroRomero 03-06-2009 07:28 PM

lol! awesome!

Bredgen 03-07-2009 04:18 PM

that student is full of win

LaTale 03-10-2009 12:29 PM

Ahaha~! Way to go, student~!

SilentSaber 03-16-2009 05:04 PM

Kind of reminds me of this one:

Javier 03-30-2009 07:47 PM

Damn, if only all these exam halls these days didn't have seating plans and

SilentSaber 03-30-2009 08:26 PM

lol. Yeah. Your professor doesn't know you... But will know your student ID number soon enough.

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