2.) People like short skirts, armored or otherwise. Really, just move the camera down enough. So easy to be pervy. ;D
3.) This game likes naming fat women with wierd and/or masculine names (i.e., Blatz)
4.) Even men in robes can break dance without fail.
5.) Robots with flailing arms (forward or backward) can sit on you or do ballerina spins that somehow hurt you and slow your movement speed.
6.) 'Beastiality is okay with Sages.'
I forget where I saw this, but... true enough.
7.) Child labor is okay, especially if they don't have any arms. Maybe a young sprite's hands are like really, really stubby early on...
8.) Threaten your sprites with blowing them up out of 'love,' and they work harder - out of fear. Powder Kegs of Love... so productive, yet mentally scarring for a sprite.
...That's all I can think of. ._.