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What have I learnt from Grand Fantasia
Well, let's face it, this game does have some funny things that we go like "oh what the ----". Let's just list them down ;x.
1) Get rid of your strange obsession into getting full durability. Before you know it, the equipment's going to be left with 5 durability at the rate of repair. |
2.) People like short skirts, armored or otherwise. Really, just move the camera down enough. So easy to be pervy. ;D
3.) This game likes naming fat women with wierd and/or masculine names (i.e., Blatz) 4.) Even men in robes can break dance without fail. 5.) Robots with flailing arms (forward or backward) can sit on you or do ballerina spins that somehow hurt you and slow your movement speed. 6.) 'Beastiality is okay with Sages.' :py01: I forget where I saw this, but... true enough. 7.) Child labor is okay, especially if they don't have any arms. Maybe a young sprite's hands are like really, really stubby early on... 8.) Threaten your sprites with blowing them up out of 'love,' and they work harder - out of fear. Powder Kegs of Love... so productive, yet mentally scarring for a sprite. ...That's all I can think of. ._. |
9. Animal/Sprite abuse is OKAY when it's for the better good of saving their lives.
10. People like goblin panties. |
11) The friend system promotes one way friendship.
12) Never loot a dark sprite box when your low on hp or when your mobbed (its not fun if a corrupted messenger pops out). |
13) Gurren Lagann exists in the game. I know it's not really funny, but... .-.
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14) Someone took CheckMate as Guildname :(
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15) best paladin / best meat shield
16) Any mentally challenged child with 3G can make a guild 17) All the cool items ditch you after 3 days. 18) Your sprite will eventually get tired of your abusive ass and ditch you. 19) All merchants are blubbernauts. 20) Entering a goblin/troll camp with a white flag is not enough to avoid rape. |
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