dotKaZE answers!
 

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Because I am a horrible person on a horrible thing called internet, at a horrible place called /gg FTW!, discovering a horrible forum called Random Forums, with many other horrible people with horrible posts that do horrible things on a daily basis.

I was just bored. Still am, sort of.

In my back pocket with seven different locks on it, only bothering to open it if I gave a small sense of acknowledgment to you.

To compensate for the fact I get no acknowledgment offline for almost anything I do, therefore I throw up a jackass personality in order to make people look at me, with positive or negative.
Also, because it's something I can do online that I can't do offline.
Finally, I only treat people the way they treat me, as hard as that is to believe.

My weird thought process.
I liked the word "kamikaze" a lot, but it was often taken in many games, so I tried thinking of a type of "tag" name to go by.
I played a lot of Need For Speed: Most Wanted at the time and liked Kaze's bio description, so I decided to take off "kami." Then I thought of it as an abbreviation from left to right, so I slapped a period at the front of it (since abbreviations usually go right to left with period at the end).
Then I knew that periods don't go well for registering many things, so I changed it to "dot"
then I thought of .hack//SIGN, I messed with the capitalization and got "dotKaZE"

Well, I certainly don't go around and randomly lash out at people like I do online at all. The most I'll do is yell at people when they look down upon my knowledge.
Rather, unless you're a friend of mine or something of the likes, I'm practically the opposite of what I am online.
I'm at least better than what I am online, if that means anything. Relatively better.
Plus, like I said way up there, I only treat people relative to how they treat me. I wouldn't walk up to a random senior citizen and punch them in the face and say I hate them just for existing like I try to do online.

I really don't think what I do warrants "trolling" at all. If an infraction had to be slapped on what I do when I yell at people, it's mostly just flaming.
As for why I enjoy flaming, I don't. I simply cannot control myself when I see dumb posts that tick me off. Not just posts, people and the way they do things, etc. etc.

Because I'm one of the least horrible person in a horrible world on a horrible country called United States, within a horrible state called Oklahoma, within a horrible school with horrible people that use horrible jokes on a daily basis.

Besides, when have I ever said anything about me being faultless online? I'm only faultless offline, because I'm surrounded by horrible people, etc. etc. etc. etc.

Bird. Because it would be about the same as naming a dog "Cat" and naming a cat "Dog." And I'm not creative with names at all. Why do you think most of my in-game names consist of riichi/Japanese mahjong yaku terms?

Uhh...
used to love komodo dragons, then got bored of them. I really have no favorite animal, though I do sort of like cats.
Yeah, I really can not think of an animal I actually consider a favorite.

It enhances your eyeballs to stare through the sheet of paper with pi digits.

Had, but no.

Refer to what Artemicion called me
then

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Hmm...
if it had to be something typical, heights?
Otherwise, my greatest fear would be the future.

Putting aside myself, anyone that I can give a speck of respect for.

how did you get bored of komodo dragons?

I grew up.
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How do you fail to capitalize the middle letter of a word?

I thought it looked cooler.
Then I also thought of kamikaze and how some times, when subsequent letters of an abbreviations remain, they aren't capitalized.
So Ka of Kami and Ka of Kaze.
Capitalize the rest, KaZE.