I love the dialog in the game, lol.
"I though we're here to conquer the earth; not destroy it"
"Destroy and conquer means the same thing. I looked it up. Now I have to go now so **** off."
The absurdity makes it hilarious as I presume.
''Thanks guys, I have to @%@# leave now. Cya"
"What an @sshole!"
But seriously how did he make that emergency shuttle that travels so fast (accelerate to 10000km/sec) and plotted that without his minions betraying him