Manly girl and girly man, it's like the worst of both worlds. Sit down and let me show you a real story.
Once upon a time, two unknowing people came to the doorstep of FrenchBread Bakery. Eyes glimmering with innocence and heads filled with hope, they squealed with pure joy when they were accepted.
Then came the grind. And the inflation. And the lag.
Slowly their expressions became sullen, their hearts heavy, and their fingers tired from cycling "ZXCV", "ASDF", and "1234"
But all hope was not lost. Their Messiah had come. Ickypoke, heralded by many to be the second coming of Boreas, came down from heaven to grant them salvation. His solemn, but kind eyes shined upon them as he taught them the secret to eternal happiness: AFK-ing.
From then on, Shnao and Goldie would always be found sitting in zen-like contentment along the streets of Elias. Unmoving, they ignored the hustle and bustle of those who stormed past them in a mad rush for a mispriced urn or two. While others mocked and complained about them adding to the lag, they kept that simple smile on their face, knowing that as others were busy grinding away, they would be off enjoying real life. The End.
J/K DON'T YOU TWO GO AFK. PIE NEEDS PEOPLE TO KEEP HIM COMPANY OR HE'LL END UP COMING BACK TO ME.