Yes. I do it all the time to my students! mwahhahaha
(also at the pet pooing no the sofa... one time i woke up feeling something at my feet strange. I was like "what's that... oh hell naw!" threw back the blankets and there it was! poop at my feet and my mom's dog jumping out the bed!)
Yes, on several occasions I've made former girlfriends cry, and I've also made my mom cry. No ill intentions or desire to make them cry of course, but sometimes people just break down.
Have you ever gotten in a fight that ended with someone going to jail (for the night, or longer)?