Would you rather?

[Yumidesu]

Tokyo Game Show. :B

Would rather kick a Pedro or a Romero?

[PedroRomero]

a Romero.

have to wear pants that are too big all the time and no belt or have to wear pants too small that you have to leave the top unbuttoned all the time?

[SOC]

Too small and leave unbuttoned, you can always hide that over a nice shirt! (In fact I'm doing that right now LOL!)

Would you rather eat peanut butter on crackers or cheese on crackers?

[Ian]

Cheese crackers. They make me happy.

Would you rather kill a dog or a cat?

[chocomallows]

can i have both? if not i get dog

Pumpkin Pie Or Carrot Cake?

[PedroRomero]

carrot cake

a foot massage or a back massage?

[SOC]

Back massage for sure, foot massage would be... awkward to me. I guess 'cause I'm a guy, lol.

Banana nut muffins or chocolate chip muffins?

[Yumidesu]

Chocolate chip muffins....even though all muffins taste like crap to me. Dx

Would you rather wield a sword or a bow and arrow when killing someone? :3

[SOC]

Sword FTW, bow and arrows are nice but sometimes for cowards if you know what I mean.

Would you rather drink hot chocolate or chocolate milk?

[PedroRomero]

chocolate milk

would you rather be a professional wrestler or professional oboist

[DarkAmbience]

Oboist (That's playing the oboe, right?)

Would you rather get shot and die (you have a wife/husband and lovely kids), or get your stomach cut open (no anesthetics [sp?] or anything) and have soy sauce poured into and on the entire cut area?

[SOC]

Stomach cut open with soy sauce, my wife would mean more to me than a measly scratch! (lol Monty Python Dark Knight reference)

Would you rather have Yoshi throw muffins or Star Fox drive warp stars?

[Yumidesu]

Star Fox drive warp stars. Because Star Fox's win and epicness is beyond all of /ggFTW's imagination.

Would you rather ride a mile on a goat or pig?

[MichelleMC]

I would have to say goat, they're taller. xD

Would you rather only be able to use the internet 10 minutes a day, or never be able to leave your house, EVER?

[Yumidesu]

Never leave my house. I rarely leave anyway. I need my internetz!! ;_; /hermit.

Would you rather put your head in a brown paper bag or a plastic, thin bag like from grocery stores? :3

[Ian]

EDIT: Amiez already answered haha!

Thin bag. So I can still see stuff.

Would you rather have a sparkling piece of crap or an ordinary piece of crap?

[MichelleMC]

A sparkling piece of crap, lol. Why would I pick a regular one when I could have one that sparkles? >D

Would you rather never have to sleep, or be able to fly for a total of 10 minutes every day? (It resets everyday.)

[SOC]

I'd rather fly 'cause sleeping is awesome. But so is flying.

Would you rather have hair that looks good but requires maintenance or no hair that looks terrible but no maintenance?

[Yumidesu]

Hair that looks good but requires maintenance. Like mine. :3

Would you rather have a foot or a hand amputated?

[MichelleMC]

Depends... My feet are used for walkin', but my hands are used for a lot of other things. Depends on the hand, but hand I guess... My left hand, so I can still write.
I still wanna walk without a fake foot. :]

Would you rather, 1, have to clean toilets EVERY DAY for 5 hours (Really gross ones), but you would have a lot of money and live well (as long as you kept cleaning), or, 2, do nothing at all and live with just enough money to cover your needs, nothing else..
? :]