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Goldie 02-25-2009 10:09 PM

The Vending Machine Game
We use to do this on a forum I use to go on and it was really fun , anyways credit to Pikatira. So the rules of the game are basically we're like a vending machine. So what you do is (You) put in a coin and the person who posts next says what you got.It's best to try and make it as funny as possible

Person 1(Me): *Puts in a coin*

Person 2: You got a epic fail
*Puts in a coin*

Person 3: You got a tarp doll
*Puts in a coin*

Just keep repeating.

Let me start... *Puts in coin*

Mitchi 02-25-2009 10:12 PM

You got a used condom.

*inserts a coin*

Zephy 02-25-2009 10:15 PM

You got a pron magazine.

*inserts a coin*

Goldie 02-25-2009 10:16 PM

you get used panties

*puts in coin*

SlowBro 02-25-2009 10:21 PM

you jammed the machine

*kicks vending machine*

RandomCrazyBuns 02-25-2009 10:22 PM

you get a headless Arcfalcon doll

*puts in coin*

Edit: Dam you beat me to it

Goldie 02-25-2009 10:23 PM

you get an active grenade
*inserts coin*

Catharsis 02-25-2009 10:24 PM

You get a stripper!

*inserts coin*

Mitchi 02-25-2009 10:25 PM

You get an inflatable Sparkling Vampire.

*inserts coin*

Goldie 02-25-2009 10:25 PM

you get -10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 posts

*inserts coin*

RandomCrazyBuns 02-25-2009 10:26 PM

you get a used blown up doll

*puts in coin*

Goldie 02-25-2009 10:28 PM

you get a paintball gun

*puts in coin*

Mitchi 02-25-2009 10:31 PM

You get the source code to Gaia online.

*inserts 1 coin*

Zephy 02-25-2009 10:36 PM

You get Goldie's computer.

*inserts a coin*

Jon 02-25-2009 10:40 PM

As soon as you insert the coin, it becomes spat back out with tons of blood coming out of the coin deposit. Blood is coming out so fast, that the floor is soon flooded with blood. You suddenly black out, and when you awake from your state, you notice everything is covered in muscle tissue and parts of flesh cover over some things. It's the same place, but seemingly not in the same dimension.

You look at the coin machine, and you see a shadowy figure by it. Interestingly enough, the coin machine is not affected by this dimension, and it looks the exact same way before you put the coin in it. You notice the figure is putting in a coin, and before you are able to scream for him to stop...

*I insert a coin.*

Mitchi 02-25-2009 10:42 PM

received: Pyramid head costume (1)

*inserts coin*

Goldie 02-25-2009 10:42 PM

you get Zephy's computer

*puts in coin*

Jon 02-25-2009 10:51 PM

Much like those lame and lousy carnival fortune teller machines, a piece of paper spits out. You eagerly view the paper, but nothing is on it. Magically, words start to slowly appear.

"You will die a very slow and painful death sometime in the near future. It may be a few seconds from now, or a few weeks from now. Have fun trying to figure it out."

At that moment, I push you into a pen full of hungry and rabid rottweilers. I then insert a coin.

TehAwesomo 02-25-2009 11:00 PM

You get a perverted kon.

*inserts a coin*

Goldie 02-25-2009 11:01 PM

you get Mori's Pants

*puts in coin*

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