tl;dr: Me in the kitchen, everything explodes everywhere forever.
._. I've always told everyone that I'm a complete failure at cooking. Burning stuff, setting things on fire, causing simple recipes to turn into odd, possibly alive things... all common occurrences that occur when I'm in the kitchen.
The one thing I've always been proud of though, is my awesome skills with the microwave.
Mom never taught me how to cook, seeing how she could never, but there wasn't a thing I couldn't make in the microwave.... aside from that one time my cup noodles exploded.
...so apparently yesterday, I choose the ONE day in the year I wanted to eat breakfast in the morning. I popped in one of those microwavable breakfast sandwiches, set it for two minutes, took it out of the wrapper, and placed it on a paper towel. As per usual when I make these, it came out delicious.
...but when I finished eating I heard a really strange buzzing noise coming out of the microwave. I opened the door and it stopped. Closing the door started it up again. I made sure that it wasn't cooking anything by mistake, but I couldn't get the noise to stop. I figured it would eventually stop by itself, and left for work.
...only to find from my dad when he arrived at work that apparently our microwave exploded. Smoke and shit all over the house and everything. ;_; My status in the kitchen is completely destroyed and now I'm the laughing stock of all my friends.
So... If you have any disasters to share to make me feel bet--- I mean, that you would like to share, post them here!