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Please note: This is a compilation post of many peoples posts.

IF any content is considered inappropriate, lemme know, and we can change it to be more appropriate.



Well.... this part is for guild drama... therefore... we need some teen shet show loop riiiiiight thar ~> EndlessVideo - Laguna Biotch

but..... it not working properly.... so its 3:21 to 3:30..... .________________________________. (B> Cait to fix that XDDDDD )

but.... the whole thing is funny....

Anyways....

Cait's Fatherhood

-=~* Sir Cait of Walmartington *~=- says (12:02 PM):
Temari's letter to me won the fathers day contest

sawadoki says (12:03 PM):
cool

CXLunar says (12:03 PM):

-=~* Sir Cait of Walmartington *~=- says (12:03 PM):
sabers letter to me won the contest last year
lol

CXLunar says (12:03 PM):

Fuzzee says (12:03 PM):
Protip to winning the fathers day letter contest: Write it to Cait.

-=~* Sir Cait of Walmartington *~=- says (12:03 PM):
yup, lol

CXLunar says (12:04 PM):
~Stares at Greg

Temari/Mikuru says (11:36 PM)
Yesh, Cait was my true inspiration and I never could have won without her constant awesomeness to be my guide

Kia's Drama

So after Salam went missing for like... 2 months... It appeared cait was hooking up with Cochma's Taco... (subliminally hitting on Cochma's Taco) (and going out with Seal) and Shoppeh had abandoned (gone into some sort of fox-like hibernation for the winter) Kia... So much drama...

And then... Salam appeared from nowhere.... and cait was like OH EM GEE LAIK NO WAY... and immediately abandoned Cochma's Taco...(Stopped hitting on Cochma's Taco momentarily to refresh her email every 5 seconds for a week and counting)</strike> So Kia, being abandoned as he was began to bond with the discarded Cochma's Taco... So much drama...

After someone accused Cochma's Taco and Kia of being tasty together.... they thought... FOR THE LULZ WE SHALL EAT THE TACO... and when Salam didn't appear again Cait didn't realize she had thrown Cochma's Taco away and couldn't get him back..... for dumpster food is disgusting. (Started cutting herself because noone loves her, cept for 60 year old guys/girls/hobos @ walmart. *Points to disembodied feet*)</strike> So much drama....

So.... for like... no reason Cochma's Taco got moldy on Kia... and cait tried (Unsuccessfully tried) to hit on both of them.... So much drama

And... then... the next day.... Kia told Cochma's Taco he was pregnant with his baby (It was really a food baby), and they got back for the sake of the baby... cait was abandoned and started hitting on random (Strategically picked) guild members... So much drama...

And then.... like a few days later... So much drama... In a jealous fit of rage, Mal started pouring drinks down Kia's throat in an attempt to get poor Kia to miscarry... cuz he was jealous that he was drugged and inappropriately harass d by Nefertiti. Cochma's Taco and Kia's happened by chance.. So much drama

Did Kia miscarry??? If poor Kia did... will Kia and Cochma's Taco try again??? AND WHO LEFT FUZ ALONE WITH A MUDKIP >:
I did o_O I threw a pokeball at Fuzee's face earleir :OOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOO MUCCCCHHHH DRRRRAAAAAMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA

AND MOAR DRAMA TO COME >:OOOOOOOOOOOOO

Apparently Kia was cheating on Mal with Cochma's Taco..... and WHO KNOWS WHAT Cochma's Taco WILL THINK.


SO

MUCH

DRAMA

And... Seeing as Kia had finally reached the halfway mark in the pregnancy and Mal had failed to kill Mooseifer the first time..... HE FINISHED THE ACT
Kia found himself drunken by Mal... then Mal injected into Kia the substance of Kia's Bane........
Ginappropriately harass JELLY
The combination killed poor Mooseifer and almost Kia....
After the deed was done... Mal said "I didn't want to do it.... but there were compelling forces"

Compelling Forces??? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
WAS MAL A HITMAN FOR SOMEONE???
AND IF SO..... WHO HIRED HIM??

Was it the Distraught Shoppeh who had only just heard Kia had left her??
Was it Lexxi who feared of losing Cochma's Taco as a slave so Cochma's Taco could be a father??
WAS IT FUZEE WHO LEFT SO SUDDENLY AND TRIED TO inappropriately harass KIA CONSTANTLY?????!!!
WAS IT WHITEY CUZ HE WAS HIGH ON PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELZ?????!!!!????1??

Who was it that hired Mal to carry out the hit??

Who was it that hired Mal?? Shoppeh Lexxi Fuzee Whitey on Peelz Mal for the lulz

SO
MUCH
DRAMA!!!1!!!

With losing mooseifer (and having Ara eat his chocolate-flavoured remains) Cochma's Taco was so emo it appears Cochma's Taco has gone into a depression. Cochma's Taco also seems restless in his sleep, constantly thrashing around.
Kia: *rubs face in pain* X.o (For the hard shell is sharp.
How long will it take for Cochma's Taco to recover emotionally... Just how truamatized is Cochma's Taco.... and how truamatized is Kia, going through being attacked and watching his baby liquify before his eyes and cant do anything to stop it.
How long until Cochma's Taco and Kia try again?
Or... even if they can recover enough to try again
And when they do.... Will cait be watching from behind a wall?
WILL KIA FIND THE RAINBOW TACO SAUCE UNDER HIS BED OR CARMEN SANDIEGO AND WALDO FIRST????
AND WHO WILL CLEAN CHUBCHUB'S CAGE?????????

SO
MUCH
DRAMA



Seal's Boss Drama

And meanwhile, Soki was emoing in his shelter emo corner cuz everyone of his village thinks he's a greedy bastard (although all he wanted to do is save an orphan sick girl).
Karan: Welcome to the "we have emo story background" club, Soki
Soki: ;-;
Skull: So much drama ._.



Fuzee + Count Blood

So one day, Fuzee decided to go return to farming Count Blood again. He saw Lycan for the first time in weeks, and greeted him with a Lapis thrown at his face. Lycan got pissed and decided to screw with Fuzee in the 4th trial

So, Fuzee, not knowing that Lycan is screwing with his fourth trial, continued Count Blood's trials.

In the first trial, he had to run past Kia's children, A.K.A the massive spawn of Guardian Kerberos seeing as how Kia hundreds of thousands of those poor Guardian Kerberos while he was grinding there, little did he know, all of them got pregnant and he is now the father of over a million Guardian Kerbero Puppies.

During the second trials, Fuzee had to try to not rage at people training at Bats who AoEs Kses all of the Vampire Bats that he is in the middle of combat with. Five minutes later, he succeeded at killing all 30 Vampire Bats, while raging at every Sheep and Dragon who kses Blood farmers at Vampire Bats.

During third trials, he encountered Sudoku puzzles. Which used to be his favorite puzzles to solve to pass time. But! They did not include brackets where you can fill the Sodoku out to complete it without memorizing the puzzles or looking at a cheat sheet. So he went towards the dark (and lazy) side and went with the cheat sheet for the Sudoku puzzles.

Fourth trial. As usual, he picked the Red path.

On the first try, the red path did not lead to the Boss Room. He decided to stop and visit back later.


About two hours later, he decided to try Count Blood again.
Second attempt, red path, it did not lead to the Boss Room.
Third attempt, red path, it did not lead to the Boss Room.
Fourth attempt, red path, it did not lead to the Boss Room. By this time, he got pissed at Count Blood but still continued anyway.
Fifth attempt, red path, and he got in! Finally!


An hour later..
He thought that it was time for another attempt. As usual, he chose the red path.
First attempt, red path, it did not lead to the Boss Room.
Second attempt, red path, it did not lead to the Boss Room.
Third attempt, red path, it did not lead to the Boss Room.
Fourth attempt, red path, it did not lead to the Boss Room.
Fifth attempt, red path, it did not lead to the Boss Room. By the time he completed the fifth attempt, it was already daytime. So he has to wait for another hour in order to get in again.
-An hour later-
Sixth attempt, red path, it did not lead to the Boss Room.
Seventh attempt, red path, it did not lead to the Boss Room.
Eighth attempt, red path, Finally! He got into the boss room! He killed Count Blood and decided to end it for the day.

Two days later, he bought a DA Compounded Blood Sword for 165m and refined it from Level 0 to Level 10.
After getting a Blood Sword, he decided to return to farming Count Blood.
First attempt, red path, it did not lead to the Boss Room.
Second attempt, red path, it did not lead to the Boss Room.
Third attempt, he got pissed, so he took the blue path, but it did not lead to the Boss Room.
Fourth attempt, he has finally given up and asks IjustSlash to guess which path. IjustSlash picked red, so he went into red and got into the Boss Room.

This is why I've been in a bad mood recently. @.@

Kia x Nike

well.. like here's like this thing and like Nike is all like "AMG I ARE SOULLESS GINGAR AND LAIK AMG" SO KIA IS LIKE S> DAVES SOUL CUZ HE AINT USING IT AND NIKE BEING SOULLESS WANTS TO BUY IT AND THEN CAIT IS ALL LAIK S> KIA AND NIKE'S BABY

AND WE'RE ALL LIAK OMFG AND LAIK SO
MUCH
DRAMA!!!!!1!!

Temari and... Master Mong :O

One merry little day, Temari was running around in cora because she was bored.
All of a sudden, she saw an evil little beastie on a mat.
She wondered to herself, "Why hasn't anyone done this meatball in?"
So she talks to the meatball to find out that he gives people muffins for free if they leave him alone.
Almost tempted to take the muffin and run, Temari realizes that this meatball beastie truly is evil!
He realizes people's most inner desire and then uses it against them.
Temari, though muffin-less, refuses to fall for the bait and starts to mug the meatball.
She was winning when all of a sudden, the meatball confessed that he wasn't a genius and was really working for...
Master Mong!!!
Temari realized that she was facing a much larger evil then a muffin-baiter so she drop-kicked the meatball and headed for Master Mong.
She poofed into the realm of Mongomongo and before her stood a beast.
Master Mong himself! :OOOOOOOO
Forgetting her strength, Temari ran as fsst as she could to try and find a place where Master Mong couldn't find her.
But to her horror, there was only one spot out of his range.
Frightened, Temari lays down to try to hide but she ends up getting found.
Knowing that she can hide no more, she confronts the beast and hits him with a mighty kick.
Startled that a little kitty dare stand up to him, he staggers and then is full of rage.
Not knowing that Master Mong had evil minions, Temari kept kicking and fighting with all of her might.
All of a sudden, POOF! Out popped Master Mong's minions and Temari's eyes widened with fear.
O.O
Now confronted with a whole slew of other things trying to kill her, Temari pulled out her potions to find that she had none!
Things truly looked perilous for this kitty.
What will happen to the poor little model?
Should she have just taken the muffin while she could've?
Will Master Mong prevail?
Will Seal ever be united at last with her dear Karan?
Only time will tell.
To be continued

Cait + Shoppeh

Cait met shoppeh shortly after graduation, and they bonded.. hooked up.. and eventually moved in together. Eventually Cait got pissed that Shoppeh wasnt man enough for her and dumped her. So much drama!

Shoppeh played Cait's game, Trickster, and hooked up with Kia. Her and Kia were married in late 2009.

Shoppeh went into hibernation for the winter in late October 2009, and has only awoken a few times since then. Devestated.. the Kia x Cochma's Taco issue has arrived. Shoppeh knows nothing of this.. and who knows what WILL happen.
So after Mal killed Kia's baby and almost Kia too.... it seems as if it were a Hit-mission
Shoppeh is the current prime suspect as who hired mal

How on earth will Cochma's Taco react to shoppeh if he ever gets her in his sights, with Cochma's Taco mentally and emotionally unstable ANYTHING could happen

THE
DRAMA
LEVEL
IS
OVER
9000!!1!

Cait

So in pwnst4r cait liked momo and byos, but momo turned out to be all Roar, and byos vanished. So she liked Mal for 2 years, then Mal blatantly rejected her, whcih was depressing, but o well, no use crying over something you cant change, huh?


Then she found salam, and salam found her, and all was good for a time. Then Salam was kidnapped by the Taliban and held hostage in the basement of BobDole's Dorm room, where he was molested by basement cat. When his parents found him, they were all "OMG SALAM IS GAY? WE CANNOT HAVE A GAY CHILD!!!!" so they cut him up and fed him to the dogs. (Or so its rumored).

Saddened with the news of his death, Cait turned to Seal for love and comfort. And love and comfort was recieved.

Then Salam MAGICALLY appeared on the tagboard. (IT was him or someone living with/near him as IP checked out!) SO He is alive. He promised cait emails of stories that happened while he was captured by the Taliban, BUT no email was recieved. It's rumored that he was re-captured by the Taliban, or perhaps he sent that message while still being held captive, and they took away his method of communication.. Noone really knows.

Cait was thrilled to see her love was still alive, but nonetheless misses him terribly... Also the comfort of a man's embrace (not that seals wasnt enough!) Seal offered Karan to CAit, but Cait's not into pirates.Karan: Phew only one hysteric fangirl to support ._.

Later, Cait was voice chatting with Kia on Xfire.. But Kia doesnt talk, so Cait was talking to Kia's Hamster, Chubchub... CHubchub scratched the microphone, which was a message to say "omg cait, I love youuu" Cait can understand hamster scratch Morse code you see.. And anyway, Fuzee saw Cait with a "BELONG 2 CHUBCHUB" title on.. Devistated, Fuzee questions cait.. "WHAT WHO IS THIS CHUBCHUB? T_T" and Cait says "What, its kias hamster?" and fuzee says "UM NO, THATS YOUR PET NAME FOR JEFF. JEFF IS KIAS HAMSTER. YOUVE BEEN CHEATING ON ME THIS WHOLE TIME WITH JEFF AND OMG I AM SAD." Cait said "Uh.. We werent going out for me to cheat on you anyway.." Fuzee said "YES WE WERE, I ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME WHEN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE MARRIAGE SYSTEM!!" Cait said "No, i said i wanted to marry someone i loved + loved me back :/" Then fuzee got pissed and went away talking something like "LeOMeCh = Stripey."








Rumor has it that Cait is seen carrying Ariel around bridal style. But the question is.. Why? Is it because Cait taped Ariel to the floor and desperate to escape, Ariel chewed off her legs and then Cait vowed to be her slave till she can walk again? Or something more?


DUN DUN DUN.



AND THAT IS ALL SO FAR




SO MUCH DRAMA!!!



Satsu and Nikeos

Satsu = snuggle on Spagettios. \/\/TF!



and then Satsu is rumored to be charing on spagettios by selling his snuggle skills to gather 3rd job stuff. He offered cait an asexual snuggle, but she declined, as she only wants that from CHUBCHUB?




Malleh + Cait

So Cait <3s malleh but malleh </3 Cait, but malleh says only 1/2 of that is probably true, so NOONE KNOWS WHAT IS GOING ON OMGGG




Cait + Walmart

Cait spends time at walmart to see 'friends'.. and all is well

BUT NOT FOR THE GUILDIES



IN A FIT OF RAGE~ The guildies, jealous of the 15 mins to an hour and a half that Cait gets to spend there 3-4 times a week, (that time should go to the guild after all)


Started to REVOLT!

Rumors have it there was an upturned dinosaur, a pen without a cap on it, and *GASP* A used plate and fork laying on the floor! GASP!!!



The dinosaur started to glow in the dark?!!!!




BUT IN A BIZARRE TWIST OF FATE!!!!

CAIT asked Mal to BE HER WIFEY!



Mal was all "WTF, YOU DIDNT EVEN ASK ME OUT TO DINNER FIRST"



and cait was like "WTF, I JUST DID"



So cait was sad, and hid behind a table....



Minutes later, Cait stood up, and Mal took her by SURPRISE and asked her to be his gf!



SO.. MUCH... DRAMAAA!!!



Was it Caits sadness that made mal feel compelled to ask her out? Was the glowing dinosaur mind control powering?



AND WHY IS SHE WITH MAL WHEN HE ISNT EVEN IRL???



Is it because everyone IRL secretly rejected her love? Or is it because her socks are dirty?? OR BECAUSe HER CAR NEEDS TO BE ATTACKED BY LYSOL??



A COMBINATION OF SAID FACTORS? OR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT?



WHY IS THERE A RED LAWN MOWER OUT THERE? IS SOMEONE GOING TO MOW THE LAWN? HOW CAN THEY WHEN THERE IS LITERALLY NO LAWN OUT THERE BUT ONLY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDSSSSSSSS!?!@$@@%!@?#!




WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH IRL -OR- MAL!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

Cait + Mal = </3 because she wont even go get the stuff for the wedding.. as she is busy trying to quit trickster because its boring and eating at her SOUL.


WHY DID SHE GIVE HIM A CHII VOODOO DOLL?


WHO THE HELL CAME UP WITH DR. PEPPER BBQ SAUCE?????


AND ON THAT NOTE, WHO INVENTED HUMIDITY? THEY SHOULD BE SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WILL WE EVER KNOW????????????????????????????


Find out next time onnn "The lives and daily times of an insomniatic love slave"



Cait and Daniel's mom

So Cait made an unexpected trip to Walmart one day and ended up sending home a 50 cent piece with Daniel to give to his mom...


as a token of her undying lesbian love for Daniel's mom.


Daniel thinks this is really weird, but.. he'll get over it.


OR WILL HE?


Why does cait love his mom ANYAWY? WHEN THEYVE NEVER EVEN MET?


ARE THEY SOME SORT OF SOUL MATES? CONNECTED AT BIRTH ONLY 50 YEARS APART? BROUGHT TOGETHER BY THE IMAGE OF HER STORE MANAGER?


IS THE STORE MANAGER REALLY REAL? OR A HOLOGRAM SENT BY DANIEL'S MOM'S ANCIENT EGYPTION TECHNOLOGY????



OR IS DANIELS MOM A HOLOGRAM HERSELF? OR MAYBE EVEN A FIG NEWTON OF CAITS IMAGINATION??


WHAT IF SHE GETS HUNGRY AND EATS SAID FIG NEWTON? WILL DANIEL STILL HAVE A MOM? DOES EATING A HOLOGRAM IN THE FORM OF A FIG NEWTON CANCEL OUT THAT PERSONS EXISTANCE?



HOLY PANTS THERE ARE SO MANY QUESTIONS, AND NO ANSWERS AT ALL!!



Well we always have 1 answer.

42.

The rest... May come eventually. *SHIFT EYES*





Cait + twilight fangirls

So on friday cait has to work 5pm-1am to accomidate new moon release. So cait will take the telxon UPC scanner and FRY THE RABIDFANGIRLNESS..

PICTURES IT NOW*

RabidFangirl: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS EDWARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *Faint*
Cait: Cleanup in aisle 3
RabidFangirl: AHHHHHHHH
Cait: *FRIES EYES OUT WITH ANCIENT EGYPTION LAZOR BEAMS.

If ancient egyption lazor beams arent available, she will use the JESUZ LAZOR HEAT VISION FROM THE BIBLEMAN ACTION FIGUREEEE

At least she hasn't gone so far as to try to modify the Wal*Mart dress code to allow her to wear a "REAL vampires don't sparkle." T-shirt over her uniform... yet...

Cait + the Yellow Submarine cuddlefest

So using aquaman's fish radar, (and the reason cait aquired his radar is another VERY LONG STORY) she scans the ocean (and by ocean i mean nearby creek) for any signs of yellow submarine-like sealife.

Seeing none, she gives up looking for yellow submarines to cuddle in and decides to do it the old fashioned way... hot and sweaty in the dark.


but the real question is, why is she so adamant (I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL THAT WORD) about snuggling in the dark? WHY CANT THAT WORD BE SPELLED?

Is there some property about the absence of light that makes cuddling more appealing?

Maybe some "OHGOD THAt tickles" or "LOLOLOL BIBLEmAN AWAY" or "HOLY LLAMA FARTS, THOSE ARE HUGE!!!" (referring to Cait's asian balls which are sitting conveniently near her bed)

Why do CUDDLES ALWAYS HAPPEN IN THE BED? why not someplace different? LIKE ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE? OR IN THE CUPBOARD? MAYBE CUZ ITD BE UNCOMFORTABLE??? OR MAYBE CUZ THERES SOME KIND OF ANTICUDDLE AURA RADIATING FROM THOSE PLACES SO THAT IT DOESNT HAPPEN THERE!!!

OR WHAT IF A RABID SQUIRREL IS MIND CONTROLLING STRIPEY TO JUMP UP ON THOSE PLACES WHENEVER SOMEONE IS NEAR SO THEY DONT GO TO THOSE PLACES????

ONLY TIME WILL TELLL!!!


NEXT TIME... ON


CAIT IS A FRIKKIN BASKET CASE, AT 9PM 6 PST, ON NICK JR. BAA BA BAAAAAAAAAAA~


Cait + Her buying subs... + Yuu's BLT SUB

Yuu is S> TURKEY BLT SUB.. WILL CAIT BUY?

Cait only buy for 4g...

BUT yuu's sub is a 5 G FOOT LONG.....


Cait offers 6G ONLY....

Yuu REJECTS it and only will sell for 7G..


WILL Yuu ever sell his sub? OR WILLL DOOM COME TO IT?

None of this would have happened if Cait didn't advertise she was B> subs.
Why doesn't Cait realize it's a master sub?
Why has the offer gone up?
What about the hidden shipping and handling fees that can only be seen in the fine print?

HOW MUCH TIME REMAINS UNTIL THE SUB BEGINS TO GET MOLDY?!

Yuu + Tim's soul

Yuu, devastated by the fact noone wants his sub, is trying to sell TIMMEH's Soul..

Min bid is 500k with min bids of 100k....

Dizzy offers 2g Nikeos offer 48m Dizzy ups his offer to 10g Ridiya offers 10g too.. Ridiya ups hers to 50.1g


Then TIMMEh screams that hes not for sale, and runs away!


THEN magiciantrunks says hes going to go recruit, and CAIT IS AS HAPPY AS A MUDKIPZ NOT DROWNING..

But suddenly he says... "GIMME UR HAT OR ELSE COCHMA DIES"



and cait SCREAMS IN HORROR.. But it's her FISH HAT.. SO NOOOO FISH HAT!

Then magiciantrunks says "IVE GOT A JELLY AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!"

So magiciantrunks is about ready to use his jelly when SUDDENLY HE DISAPPEARS.

Was he sucked into an alternate dimension??? Or was THE FISH HAT GOD ANGREH!?
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Cait: On being an evil evil homewrecker


[4:52:16 AM] Someone: Shall we discuss your lack of toast ?!
[4:52:19 AM] Someone: Jk xD
[4:52:24 AM] Caiterz: Well, i have some bread.
[4:52:35 AM] Someone: 1/2 points
[4:52:40 AM] Caiterz: and if i put it into the toaster, (my toaster is a time machine)
[4:52:46 AM] Caiterz: It makes the bread age into an adult toast
[4:52:52 AM] Someone: LOL
[4:52:52 AM] Caiterz: then i ruin its life by consuming its flesh o.o
[4:53:07 AM] Caiterz: I'm a homewrecker :z
[4:53:37 AM] Someone: Nah, you are a connoisseur of flesh and flesh like substitutes xD
[4:54:15 AM] Someone: Count Caitcula, the successor of count chocula
[4:54:56 AM] Caiterz: often, i like to take a creamy spread of who-knows-what, spread it on the terrified toast, and then ruin an entire civilization of cinnamon-sugartarians by watching them fall to their death upon the creamy spread.

That way i can humiliate the toast before consuming in mass quantities.
[4:55:04 AM] Caiterz: I'm an evil, evil man. on tuesdays.
[4:59:09 AM] Someone: First line sounded Pervy XD Well, looks like vinosh did not provide that spread, guess the cameraman lethos did D:

After receiving the special spread from the yuri room, you lick the terrified toast like it was vinosh, slowly pushing it towards your lips, the cinnamon-sugartarians accept your tongue's loving embrace and drift in eternity in your glittering saliva, before being swallowed as you imagine swallowing a lock of vinosh's soft delicious hair, smiling as your eyes roll back into your head




[5:07:57 AM] Caiterz: Okay, so, Sarah from the land before time, walks up to an inanimate pants and toaster... sneezes a giant dinosaur bugar.. which had MAGICAL PROPERTIES and brough the toaster and pants to life!
[5:08:15 AM] Someone: LOL
[5:08:16 AM] Caiterz: The pants was a man originally, but it was gender confused, and got a free sex change in europe to be a LESBIAN
[5:08:31 AM] Someone: Ahaha!!!'
[5:09:08 AM] Someone: And then the pants sold themselves on eBay and sought out vinosh
[5:09:24 AM] Caiterz: OMG
[5:09:51 AM] Someone: The toaster came along, also wanting to meet vinosh, the rumored to be most delicious woman
[5:09:57 AM] Caiterz: THE PANTS AND TOASTER SEPERATED! The toaster was sad beyond sadness. The toaster leaked tears of apple juice, forming lake apple juice in the most northern region of the former USSR
[5:10:16 AM] Someone: Nooooo XD
[5:12:17 AM] Someone: The pants and toaster flew via westjet, to Cabala island, where rosemary tried to seduce them with her giraffe cosplay and animal hips, but toaster could not take it, she toasted Rosemary's mojo and then rosemary went on to become a homeless man, Ian of paradise.
[5:13:06 AM] Caiterz: ROFL
[5:14:18 AM] Someone: "We're almost there! Zomg!" Toaster exclaimed, excitedly spewing bread crumbs

"V-v-vinoooooosh" gasped pants as he/she unzipped

And into Caiterz mycamp they went
[5:15:03 AM] Caiterz: The toaster, with an affinity for homeless transsexuals, gave ian a flower necklace and told him "Keep this.. forever. Make a collection. Keep them all. In remembrance of your femininity. That's what pants is doing. I think."

So, Pants and Toaster started out on the journey to find and successfully lick Vinosh. When suddenly, a WILD SIDEQUEST APPEARS. Toaster is randomly very sad that she is bald, and enlists the help of Lethos to help her steal ONE of vinosh's pigtails to wear on top of her head.
[5:15:18 AM] Someone: Pants crawled up vinosh's legs and zipped (OH YEAH!) While toaster hopped into her shirt to toast some melons
[5:16:26 AM] Someone: Vinosh got so excited that she transformed into a bean and *insert inappropriate noise here*, but not before singing the entire alphabet backward in German while rolling on the toy factory carpet in pleasure
[5:16:35 AM] Caiterz: ROFL
[5:16:40 AM] Someone: XD
[5:17:57 AM] Caiterz: Pants was offended by the alphabet, and started disco dancing in hopes that vinosh hated disco and would sing anti-satanic-alphabet songs in the future.

Meanwhile, Lethos used his teeth to secretly gnaw off vinosh's hair for toaster to wear. He got it stuck between his teeth, and summoned the STATE PUFF MARSHMALLOW MAN to spontaniously eat itself to distract vinosh while he got a toothpick >:O
[5:18:54 AM] Someone: LOLOLOL!!! Disco ! XD and hahaha toaster lookin fiiiine with vinosh hairs XD Next, after having chewed off vinosh's hair to make toaster feel more cutesy, Lethos tasted vinosh's shampoo and turned into mermaid babe, who wanted toaster to roast her melons too! Toaster declined, clipped on the vinosh pigtails and grabbed pants, as she flew through the sky, with her patented crazy drilling pleasure explosion, penetrating the night sky with a shout and a trail of bread crumbs falling like snow upon tapasco volcano
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